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[thisaintwater]

*smiles and gives a friendly wave*

Hello, everyone. I'm Grammar, the son of DEATH and Pestilence. Yes, I know it's unusual. It's something of a long story. I have a twin sister named Terminal Illness whose name is considerably more appropriate than mine; OMFGWE'REALLINTROUBLENOW is my half-sister

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[retiredhorseman]

Hi there, Grammar! :)

[thisaintwater]

*beams* Hi, Dad! :) is an emoticon, a series of keyed characters used especially in e-mail to indicate an emotion. This particular one is made combining a colon (a punctuation mark used after a word introducing a quotation, an explanation, an example, or a series) and a closing parenthesis (a punctuation mark used to mark off explanatory or qualifying remarks in writing or printing). The emotion behind it is happiness; if you rotate it ninety degrees, it resembles a smiling face.

[handsyoulemons]

pesti has two children? oh my, how is that working out for you, dear? i suppose you'd be able to get out of school quite often. "illness in the family" and all that. *giggles*

regardless, welcome to the community, darling! *hugs*

[thisaintwater]

*winces a bit at lackofcaps, just as DEATH's allcaps makes him a little uneasy*

*hugs back anyway, because she seems friendly, and he's a nice guy* *laughs* I suppose so. Thank you for the welcome. I'm sure I'll enjoy it here. *smiles*

[sexy_strike]

Hello, handsome. I think we've met already. *winks*

[thisisntwater]

*FLAILS*

[thisaintwater]

*blinks and blushes* Hello. I...don't think I'm all that handsome, really, but...yes, I do believe we've met. *flails a bit because zomg Cellophane*

[sexy_strike]

Oh, you definitely are. *blows a kiss* Lovely to meet you again, then.

[invisible_wall]

Hey there, nice ta' meet'cha. Welcome to the... *waves hand vaguely and shrugs* ...here.

[thisaintwater]

*smiles slightly* Hello. It's nice to meet you, too.

[invisible_wall]

I'm the Fourth Wall, by the way. The rest of these new people friends of yours?

[thisaintwater]

Oh, hello. I've heard much about you. *winces a little at the sentence fragment, and residual over the "the...here"* Well, Cellophane's a love interest friend and I just met Paragraph with whom my sister's totally in love.

[parenparen]

(oh... i have a bad feeling he'll wince at my welcome too... what if he does...? should i say hello...?)

[thisaintwater]

Parentheses are the upright curved lines, ( ), used to mark off explanatory or qualifying remarks in writing or printing or enclose a sum, product, or other expression considered or treated as a collective entity in a mathematical operation.

*beams* Hello. It's wonderful to finally see one of the punctuation marks.

[parenparen]

(peeks out) (oh... hello... i hope im not bothering you...?)

[thisaintwater]

*smiles brightly* Of course you aren't. I'm glad to meet you.