Sex calls on you.

[mainroomsex]

Hello, lovelies. If you've not heard of me, you're either blindly oblivious, distracted, or underpriviledged. But no need to worry, we'll remedy that soon enough. I'm Sex in the Main Chatroom, or just Sex for short. *licks lips slowly* A certain few bring me to new limits when I decide to drop by, as I'm always within temptation. Mrow, m'love. *

Comments

[crack_pairgen]

*looks Sex up and down pointedly* Oooh, hey there, babe. *winks* Artemis/the Mad Hatter! One of my headmates is very well acquainted with you...(stop POKING me, you know it's true!) Fiyero/Hermione! I'm sure we'll get along...quite well. *purrs*

[mainroomsex]

Oh darling, I've you to thank for a good amount of my fun. *casually flicks hair to the side* And I always aim to please, as I'm sure you know. Mrow.

[crack_pairgen]

Mmm, well, you're quite welcome. Grendel/Roxane! *leans closer and winds a strand of Sex's hair around her finger* Yes, I'm...quite well aware of that. Gollum/Benvolio!

[mainroomsex]

Mmm, wonderful thing that you are. *presses against Pairgen and closes her eyes* Anything that's ever wanted, I can do.

[leadmenotinto]

Mmm. Always within temptation, are you? *winks* Well.

[mainroomsex]

As it stands, metaphorically speaking. Though I'm up for changing that to literally, or, down if that's how you like. *purrs*

[romy_doom_kitty]

Um... hi...

[mainroomsex]

Hallo, lovely lady, feeling extra virginal and needing a change today? *runs a finger across Romy's lips softly*

[romy_doom_kitty]

*smiles but removes Sex's hand* No, thanks. I can wait for my love. Besides, there are others who would be much more fun than myself. have fun! *waves*

[mainroomsex]

*clicks tongue disapprovingly* Poor dear, I'll have to set you up on a date with lovely Temptation.

[invisible_wall]

*blinks at her for a moment, not quite sure what to make of her* Hi, I'm the Fourth Wall. Nice ta' meet'cha...

[mainroomsex]

Mmm, hallo there Fourth Wall. Tell me, do you like it against other walls?

I really hope you don't mind, it's been getting rather hot in here lately, tonight. *smirks and pulls off delightfully clingy sweater to expose lacy undergarments*

[invisible_wall]

*blink* I...uh... *blushes* Sorry, I've got someone...*starts backing away*

[mainroomsex]

And you can't have two someones? *drapes self across a recliner, stares, and pouts*

[sexy_strike]

Oh, hello. It's lovely to see you ... if you know what I mean.

[mainroomsex]

Dear, I don't think I do know what you mean, could you elaborate for this poor, unenlightened girl? *looks at her with pleading eyes* Though, there is always more to see of me.