House Nemesis, Part 9
Today: The embarrassing reason why everyone makes Sims of their favorite characters : get them to make out and/or woo-hoo. I mean, goodness knows I didn't buy this game to watch Barricade obsessively make beds.
Warnings: Image heavy, cartoon nudity (with in-game censoring!), and (FINALLY) slash.
Brawl takes a leaf from Blackout's 'How To Be A Creepy Motherfucker' book.
For some reason, Brawl is super happy about breakfast. I don't remember if Bonecrusher made it or not, but there were friend points a plenty!
Brawl turns on some tunes to set the mood [you know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico, rejoice], and calls Bonecrusher over. Did I mention that he got not one, but TWO wishes to kiss Bonecrusher at the same time? YOWZA!
Brawl moves in for the kill. In his wooing pajamas, I guess.
*~SMOOOOOOOOOCH~*
it is really awkward watching Sims kiss because the polygons just kind of mash all over the place
Lots of flirting and hugging and girly shit is exchanged, but Brawl is basically on cloud nine for the next two days.
Not to be out gayed, Barricade and Blackout act like girls on the front lawn.
Later that night, as soon as Barriade gets home from work he runs out back to hold hands with Blackout. Jesus when it rains it pours with these guys!!
There is a ridiculous amount of flirting, but nothing beyond that before they both get tired and head to bed.
Never change, Blackout. Never change.
Barricade: "I've got wood."
Blackout:
They go outside to play football. They, uh, both throw like girls.
Seriously. They suck.
NEXT: Smooches count is over 9000!!!!!!1!!
Warnings: Image heavy, cartoon nudity (with in-game censoring!), and (FINALLY) slash.
Brawl takes a leaf from Blackout's 'How To Be A Creepy Motherfucker' book.
For some reason, Brawl is super happy about breakfast. I don't remember if Bonecrusher made it or not, but there were friend points a plenty!
Brawl turns on some tunes to set the mood [you know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico, rejoice], and calls Bonecrusher over. Did I mention that he got not one, but TWO wishes to kiss Bonecrusher at the same time? YOWZA!
Brawl moves in for the kill. In his wooing pajamas, I guess.
*~SMOOOOOOOOOCH~*
it is really awkward watching Sims kiss because the polygons just kind of mash all over the place
Lots of flirting and hugging and girly shit is exchanged, but Brawl is basically on cloud nine for the next two days.
Not to be out gayed, Barricade and Blackout act like girls on the front lawn.
Later that night, as soon as Barriade gets home from work he runs out back to hold hands with Blackout. Jesus when it rains it pours with these guys!!
There is a ridiculous amount of flirting, but nothing beyond that before they both get tired and head to bed.
Never change, Blackout. Never change.
Barricade: "I've got wood."
Blackout:
They go outside to play football. They, uh, both throw like girls.
Seriously. They suck.
NEXT: Smooches count is over 9000!!!!!!1!!