Last night...

[dflux]

I tried to sleep.  I went to bed at 01.00 and was out like many a light.

And then, the rooster next door went off like a freaking alarm of doom and exposition.  I opened my eyes and saw that it was not yet even predawn, but the goddamn thing kept going.  I looked at the clock.  03.00.

FUCK YOU.

Turning over, I tried to go back to sleep but my neck

Comments

[captainmaroon]

God! You should slip something into that roosters foods. Dont feel bad. Two days ago there was an electrical storm above my head, AT FIVE AM. Has nature no consideration for the sleeping? You know what? I hope you have your digital camera because I want to see some pictures of the village...the rooster, the sky, the ground, the house, the river, the mosque, the orthodox church, the guild. Pictoors, prease! OH. AND PICTURES IN THAT OTHER PLACE TO WHICH YOU ARE GOING!

Whups. Doctor Phil is on gotta go...*zthoom*

[anonymous]

AHH THE JOYS OF COUNTRY LIFE. THIS IS WHY I SLEPT WITH MY MP3 PLAYER IN ON MY TRIP. AS FOR THE MOSQUES, START UP A JESUS CALL THAT IS MUCH LOUDER AND ENDLESSLY MORE ANNOYING AT 1 AM. SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN KEEP IT UP BEFORE YOU SEE BULLETS. :D

[dflux]

YOU KNOW WHAT, I PLOTTED THIS AS I LAY AT THEIR MERCY. FORGET JESUS, THEN THEY'LL HAVE AN ACTUAL TARGET, AND IT'LL BE US. LET'S SEE HOW THEY LIKE ALL THE RUSSIAN WEDDING MUSIC BLARING FROM ALL ENDS OF THE CITY.

I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM PISS OFF THE PUTIN.

BY THE WAY, THIS ISN'T THE COUNTRY, IT'S A SUBURB ;A;

[tearsofpearlssb]

Kill the rooster