Jeremiah 10:2-4 "Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen.... For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not."
I just know because my dad is like, super religious, and gets all pissy about Christmas, because it's basically a pagan holiday.
-For all you gossip hounds, Lindsay Lohan and Colin Farrell stayed at the Plaza together Friday and Saturday night. If you recall, last march, she handed him her number and said "call me." When he found out she was 17, he said "Thanks hun, but maybe in a year or so." Well, I guess now that she's legal, he's ready to take her up on her offer.
My friends and I totally predicted that. We were watching him host SNL and we said "Yeah they totally banged after the show."
For the love of God, you're a Jew with Christmas socks. If it's that secular of a holiday, a bunch of trees with lights are hardly a Constitutional breach.
They publish stats about how extravagant the White House holiday decorations are every year. They devote Martha Stewart-type shows to it. It's hardly worth complaining about. I think you just have a bad case of Jewish Santa-envy. Face it. You want that jolly elf for your own, but you can't have him. Heathen.
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I think this is funny, seeing as how the bible actually tells you that you shouldn't put trees in your house, let alone decorate them.
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"Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen.... For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not."
I just know because my dad is like, super religious, and gets all pissy about Christmas, because it's basically a pagan holiday.
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My friends and I totally predicted that. We were watching him host SNL and we said "Yeah they totally banged after the show."
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I also have hanukkah socks.
also, I'm not the president.
Also, I just think 41 is a bit excessive. I think 4 or 5 would have made the point, don't you?
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I'm fine with that.
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