I always

[dfw_collective]

hear stories about kids being caught by their parents masturbating but I have never heard of a kid catching their parents masturbating! Yet, I hear all the time about people walking in on their parents having sex. Wonder why that is, do people stop masturbating when they get old?

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[tekfunk]

I'll keep wackin' till my dick falls off.

[fragilehearted]

well. just think about it. if you're in a happy marriage & have kids, you're probably going to be getting it on w/ your spouse more than you are going to be masturbating, so that's why your kids are more likely to catch you having sex than masturbating. & well, if you're older & not married, you probably live alone, so who's going to catch you masturbating? plus, kids are a little more...hormonal, they have less self-control than adults, so the kid will be less likely to put off masturbating if s/he thinks s/he might get caught.

eh, those are my theories.

[jadedbeatz]

Guys masturbate into old age...haven't you seen American Beauty?

remind me

[anonymous]

your post reminds me I have forgotten today
lol