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[Normally, Cross isn't one to complain. Even if he just fell through a tree and smashed into hard stone tiles back first. It's all fine and dandy! He's used to bodily abuse. His boss in medical has been known to turn medics into all sorts of things in fits revenge (or for the hell of it).]
Open your eyes, I see your eyes are open...
[The unicorn standing over him and singing some song about harmony? That was pushing it. Cross props himself up on his elbows to stare at it and decides the world can go to hell.]
I know you like making fun of me, but a glowing, singing rainbow unicorn is a bit too bloody much. Dash is going to never let this go.
ooc: Allen from edensphere, with the virgins get unicorns event tacked onto. It's exactly as it sounds. Unicorns run away from non-virgins or get nosebleeds. Feel free to get stuck with it too!]
Open your eyes, I see your eyes are open...
[The unicorn standing over him and singing some song about harmony? That was pushing it. Cross props himself up on his elbows to stare at it and decides the world can go to hell.]
I know you like making fun of me, but a glowing, singing rainbow unicorn is a bit too bloody much. Dash is going to never let this go.
ooc: Allen from edensphere, with the virgins get unicorns event tacked onto. It's exactly as it sounds. Unicorns run away from non-virgins or get nosebleeds. Feel free to get stuck with it too!]