Mary had a tea party, tea party, tea party!

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[poisonpured]

[sits hunched slightly in his chair, he remembers this--at least he remembers being turned into a dog-sized pony. sob. staying away from caramel tea.

....M-maybe one of the other teas are safe? Help him pick something? Oh lordy just not cherry, Allicorn would be a mess of blush. At least Alice isn't here to worry about at the moment, hopefully Tim will come get her if she wakes before her naptime is over.]

[justacatphase]

[Have Tyki leaning over your shoulder~]

Indecisive, Allen~?

[poisonpured]

[jumps and leans away from the Noahcat--as far at the chair and table will let him anyway.]

U-um.

[justacatphase]

[Baw, but Tykitty is lazy~ He won't do anything~

Leaning back and moving down the table a bit to look at the teas himself.]

Relax, if you aren't my Allen, I've got no grudge against you.

[poisonpured]

[You forget he ~senses things~

And takes a breath when Tykitty leans back]

R-right... I-I'm no-not really o-one for re-relaxing a-around No-Noah.

[justacatphase]

[I'm good kitty~ Promise~ Scouts honor~

Picking up the milk tea and sniffing it, then putting it down again.]

I'm just interested in hearing the reason behind the horn and hooves~ "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" as the saying goes.

[poisonpured]

[Allen has this problem where he auto-trusts people who he senses as pure, and the opposite is true as well.

Milk tea probably wouldn't do a thing to Allen. He is... technically human.]

T-they're my In-Innocence. [tries for a more determined expression. In his world, you're still the one who tried to destroy his Innocence.]

[justacatphase]

[Ah, well. Actions speak louder than words, yes?

Won't do anything to him either, unfortunately. Perhaps thyme will smell better.]

Crazy form for Innocence. [Taking a sip of the thyme tea. And...shit.]

...That was unexpected.

[poisonpured]

[It's worked for him so far. Fear the day that reasoning fails on him.]

I-it's just h-how it works w-where I'm from. [sighing and looking at the table, misses the teaeffect taking place] ... H-huh?

[justacatphase]

[Hope it never happens!]

I can't say much myself, seeing as Memories make you spring cat ears and tail. [Pulling his jeans back up, thank you.] I shrank.

[poisonpured]

[Probably will.. eventually.]

.... Yo- [okay stare. you're tiny. and still have cat ears and... sorry but trying not to laugh. so much.]

[justacatphase]

[Baw.

Damnit. I look like a ten year old, this isn't funny!]

Thought something was odd with the tea.

[poisonpured]

[It is totally funny, even if he's more certain leaving Alice to her nap was a good idea.]

I-I'll have to a-avoid it then. D-don't need to s-shrink on t-top of everything e-else!

[justacatphase]

[Shouldn't've mentioned that.

Have a creepy grin for a ten year old.] I could phase it into your stomach and see if it works.

[He won't though, this one is all about bluffs.]

[poisonpured]

[Goes incredibly pale--since he's already pretty pale that's quite a feat, really.]

Ri-right.. [edging away]

[justacatphase]

I already told you, Allen. If you're not my Allen, there's no point in me doing anything to you.