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[besomeothername]

[Lavi has set out a little booth out in the middle of the hallway. Gaudy, bright pink, and decorated with strands and strands of bright blinking Christmas lights. Hanging from the booth is the following sign:]

Now Taking Applications for Prince Charming

Must be:

• Well-mannered, kind, and all things prince-like
  
• Open minded
  
• Tolerant to physical

Comments

[bloodyscore]

[Avoiding looking at the booth-sign, it hurts his eyes, but he read the one under it.]

A prince, Lavi? Are you putting on a play?

[besomeothername]

[Oh yikes, sorry about that, Allen. Pulls the plug and all the epilepsy lights blink out]

A play? Oh no no no. I'm looking for a real Prince Charming. Want to apply? He... [Cough cough] she said she was looking for a guy with good teeth.

[bloodyscore]

[Totally fine, his hood blocked most of it from view. But obviously relaxing once the lights go out.]

Vampires don't normally fit into that category, Lavi... [Just a concerned frown.]

[besomeothername]

I dunno. I think you'd make quite the handsome prince...

[Leans forward to tap his nose] What's with the upside down smile?

[bloodyscore]

[Blinks and flushes at the comment, distracted enough by it that he misses the nose-tap.]

I probably wouldn't get approved of? My kind aren't, normally.

[besomeothername]

You can't know that until you try, right? She's quite the unconventional princess herself.

[bloodyscore]

Unconventional? How so?

[He's got a bit of a Bookman's curiosity in him. Going to be his downfall some day.]

[besomeothername]

[Lavi loves to indulge it. He's a very curious person himself. They can fall on their faces together]

She's a he. A cursed he that is really a she.

[bloodyscore]

[It'll...take a lot for him to fall, but it can be done!]

So she's stuck in a male body because of the curse? What does that have to do with Prince Charming?

[besomeothername]

In order to go back to being a she, he needs to find true love. And since he is a princess, then the most logical conclusion is he needs a Prince Charming.

[bloodyscore]

But being actual royalty doesn't matter? [Just...curious.]

[besomeothername]

I don't think so. [Yanno, he never really did ask about that]

[bloodyscore]

I don't mind meeting her, but I don't think I'd be her Prince Charming, Lavi.

[besomeothername]

Try one date and see? You never know until you try, yeah? And I promise to help you get ready.

[bloodyscore]

I suppose so. [He pauses, thinking it over.] Alright. I'm not sure what we could do with my limitations.

[besomeothername]

We could do the "moonlight stroll along the beach" date. She'd probably like it because it's nice and secluded.