TIME FOR FUN
[How about a throw back to the very first tea party?
Chocolate tea:
WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. Cures Vanilla tea.
Vanilla tea:
Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Cures Chocolate tea.
Cherry tea:
Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.
Berry tea:
Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.
Mint tea:
Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.
Lemon tea:
As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality! Tyki acting like Link, Link acting like Rhode-- madness!
Daffodil tea:
SUCH A NICE TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? EARPLUGS RECOMMENDED.
Earl Grey tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth. Cures Lady Grey.
Lady Grey tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies. Cures Earl Grey.
Rose tea:
For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?
Black tea:
Causes blindness. Cures White tea.
White tea:
Grants X-ray vision. Cures Black tea.
Decaf tea:
.. Sleep, who needs sleep?
Oolong tea:
The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!
Thyme tea:
Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.
Caramel tea:
Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.
Milk tea:
Gene swap! Makes you a Homo sapien. Completely, utterly, human. Has no effect on humans, unfortunately. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy and glad to be alive, though.
Green tea:
Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.
Jasmine tea:
Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.
Strawberry tea:
Causes uncontrollable hiccups.
Tchai tea:
The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!
English breakfast tea:
Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.
Chamomile tea:
This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.
Darjeeling tea:
Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.
Don't want tea? There's cake and sodas on another table, though there is something rather strange and suspicious about this selection as well. The icing on the cakes reads "EAT ME" and the soda labels are..."DRINK ME"?]
[[ooc; If your characters have been to the tea party before, they'll find their drinks have been mixed around PUT BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL STATES. Please reread the effects. "EAT ME cakes will make you grow a size or two (Whether pants size, shoe size, down there size, idk what have you). DRINK ME drinks will...do the opposite. (So sorry, men, if your penises happen to shrink. Girls too. Smaller boobs, anyone?)" /shamelessly steals Scarlet's words
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