but anyways.. so yesterday.. i woke up and rode my bike to CIRCLE K.. emm awesome.. and then to dell taco.. but than went to go see the alamo at the amc. tiz was kool, but my friends like didn't show up till like when i left.. homosexual if u ask me.. but than.. my mom yelled at me.. ohh it was soo.. terrible.. but thats the end of my story.. for yesterday.. today im grounded which reminds me of the summer of 2003.. emmm goodtimes.. and i mooned the beach.. my ass is white.. kinda like villina ice cream which is really good.. but the guy at cold stone said want an extra add in.. and i said chocolate sprinkles.. but somehow he heard snickers.. and but a frozen snickers bar and tryed to smash it with his ice cream scooper thing.. ok.. im done.. kinda like that feeling after u take a huge shit, after having to take a shit for a couple hours.. and then when its done. it feels soo great..
see the thing is you gotta take a stapler and staple your ass shut and then try to take a shit out of it so it comes out in strands and it hurts really bad.....don't forget to try it....oh and when its done you gotta fish it out with one of those fish nets...and plop it in a cup...but it may be a bit bloody so you can call it chocolate ice cream with strawberry fudge stuff...and sprkinles...on top...then feed it whomever you please....kinda like dairy queen and there little chunks of stuff in the ice cream itself...dairy queen is damn good and so is....humphrey's damn good....gotta love in and out too...
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