{YooSu - Fiction} The Mighty Red Manicured Pimp Hand Chapter 3
Title: The Mighty Red Manicured Pimp Hand
Paring: YooSu, JaeMinHo
Author: egoisticfreak
Genre: Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 3/20
Beta: lady_shira32
Summary: Pimp Yoochun went to his favorite strip club and his BFF dropped him something about a heavenly ass stripper. When he saw dance is ass out of heaven, the pimp decided to use every power on his PIMP hand to get the heavenly ass...
Chapter 3 - Be My Bitch
The song ended and the stripper went backstage. The pimp stood up and approached the flashy owner of MAZE, who else but his BFF, Jaejoong.
"Whore, can I have a word?" he asked the purple clad fur-guy.
"His name is Xiah. Real name is Kim Junsu. He previously worked at P.O.L.E., but Changmin convinced him to work here," replied Jaejoong, drinking and finishing a bottle of beer all in one go.
"How?!"
"Pimp, you've become a horny little kid back there. I saw you back there. You've been controlling yourself, but seriously, that little wangerz of yours is fuckin' awake." Jaejoong teased as the pimp smirked in fuckin' embarrassment.
"Fine, I..." the pimp started backing off, feeling way too hot.
"Seriously, he won't be interested in you." interrupted Jaejoong for the second time.
"W-why?" the Pimp asked, incredulous with what his gay BFF said.
"Besides, he has a tight schedule in the morning, so I won't allow him to hang out with you," Jaejoong smiled, irking the mighty pimp for the third time.
"FUCK IT, JAEJOONG!!! LET THE MIGHTY PIMP TALK!" he finally screamed to Jaejoong as smoke came out of his jeweled ears, "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU DON'T ALLOW HIM TO BE WITH MOI, HE'LL BE MY BITCH AND-"
"Boss, I need to go home. Seriously, I'm tired," someone talked behind the pimp's back.
The pimp went red and he almost slapped the bitch behind him, But he couldn't.
"Susu-ah, you can go home now. I just needed you tonight since Yunho is sick. I'll let Changmin drive you home." Jaejoong told Junsu with a caring smile.
Junsu turned away and Jaejoong smiled like the fuckin' devil that he is and looked at the pimp who was smoothing out his ha and put on his pimp hat. Yoochun went after Junsu and led him by the arm.
He then talked smoothly. "My name is PimpChun and you'll be my future bitch," proposed the Mighty Pimpchun.
Junsu rolled his eyes and replied, "Pimp my ass, bastard. I'm tired."
"I would love to," Yoochun replied while the divine rear of Junsu made its way out of the club.
Junsu sighed and shrugged off Yoochun's hands as he walked briskly away from the melting stare that the so-called pimp was giving him.
The pimp a.k.a. Park Yoochun smiled like a crazy old pervert. Wait! He ain’t old, but yes, he is a crazy pervert who wanted to grab those divine butt cheeks hiding behind those nicely fit jeans. When Junsu was out of sight, he turned to Jaejoong who cocked an eyebrow and shook his head at him. A devilish smirk appeared on Yoochun's face and walked past Jaejoong to go out of MAZE.
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"FUCK MY ASS, YO DARN SUN!!!" Junsu squealed his dolphin sound at the poor sun peeking at his window. He rolled to the other side and slipped out of bed to close the curtain of his glass window. He went back to bed as he picked up his mobile phone when it rang.
"Hello, Fucker." he answered in a slurred voice.
"Susu," said the other line.
"Eunhyuk, why the hell are you calling me this early in the morning?" asked Junsu as he reburied himself into the sheets.
"Early?" It's already 10AM, dufus. Wait, have you gone off to work late last night?" replied his best friend.
"Yeah, Even though it was supposed to be my off last night, Yunho got sick so I had to take over for him." answered Junsu while rolling to his side.
"Are you tired? Do you want me to cook lunch for you?" Eunhyuk said with a worried tone.
"No, it's okay. I'll just have my usual meal. Thank God I don't have any duty right now or else I'll be dead." Junsu told his BFF.
"Good thing your boss was kind enough to let you off your job. Did he give you a day-off tonight?" questioned his BFF.
"Yeah. Even Changmin apologized to me last night for not contacting me immediately. Good thing I covered for Yunho, just in time." Junsu narrated while the other man chuckled. "Why are you laughing?"
"Nothing. I just received a message from Yunho and he asked me to tell that we’re to meet him around 3 in the afternoon," answered Eunhyuk. "And he’s feelin’ kinda apologetic since he was sick last night. He also said that he will treat you some ice cream."
"Fuck! What am I, a kid? I can only forgive him if I can squish his BAMBI with my ass," replied Junsu.
"So, are you going to see him? I have to text him your reply back. He's been bugging me since this morning." told Eunhyuk.
"Yeah, yeah... I'll see him. Whatever!" answered Junsu and ended the conversation.
He went back to his bed and laid diagonally on his bed and slept his ass out.
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"Siwon," Yoochun called out his second pimp-on-command. He was tapping his pen on his desk and had been thinking on how to get the divine ass shaking in front of him. ONLY for him.
"Yes, Yoochun, sir." answered Siwon immediately. When he saw the glazed, hungry and territorial expression written all over his boss’s face, well, let's just say that Shiwon thought that his boss looked like a mental hospital patient high on painkillers. Who wouldn't think that once you see a dazed guy who seems lost in some unknown and unexplainable bliss?
Yoochun finally looked at him and said, "Please contact Mae from MAZE. I will need her for tonight’s plans."
"Right away sir," Siwon nodded and exited the Pimp's office in ZOCK Hotel.
Yoochun sighed and noticed that he was craving for vanilla latte. He took off his pimp hat and cane from its stand. Being the kind-hearted pimp that he is, he didn't want to hassle his sex secretary, Sumi, when he is perfectly able to bug himself some coffee on his own.
The pimp buys his own cup of coffee! Who would’ve thought that he does such menial things?!
He went out of his office and signaled Sumi that he was going out. Sumi raised an eyebrow and nodded at her boss. He then took his private elevator down to the ground floor. After a few moments, the sliding doors opened and the pimp walked smoothly out of the building. Everybody bowed at his presence and he flashed his pearly whites at them. Of course, no one could resist the fuckin' smile unless they're a fuckin' retard.
He smiled as he walked until a clumsy bastard bumped into him and destroyed the flow of his swagger. All anger was erased once he saw the face of the man who made his cock twitch in unexpected pleasure last night.
"Junsu?" he muttered. His day just got better.
-chapter 2-