Devil High Field Guide
Or, the New Student's Best Friend
Author: Unknown
▸ Welcome to Hell! Uh, we mean, high school.
Man, how'd you get into this school? The acceptance rate is like... zero, you academic monument, you. And apparently the drop out rate is bigger than the staff will admit. Sorta makes you nervous, huh?
Relax, you'll be okay. Just don't get on the professors' bad sides, and make sure you make your curfew (in case you forgot, that's 8pm to be in your dorm building, and 11pm to be tucked away safe and sound in your dorm).
▸ How to Not Die
Seriously, obey the curfew. Creepy crawlies come out at night... You wanna know what I heard? Students don't actually drop out, they get eaten by demons. Or by professors. Maybe they're one and the same? I've heard that, too.
Yeah, so rumors go around like crazy here. Mention 'em to the staff and they'll shrug them off and say that overstressed students will believe anything. Pretty frustrating.
▸ Where's the Principal?
Nobody knows. Mr. Arkham has been gone a little over a year. The official story is that he's overseas on business, but no one knows where, or why, and his staff profile's been corrupted. Professor Vergil's standing in for him.
▸ So the stress really gets to people, huh?
Yeah, it does. Students can get pretty snippy and weird, and a lot get into physical fights with each other over tiny things. This is the official reason why there's an actual physician rather than just a nurse on campus. But, well, there are those rumors I mentioned, too.
▸ Why go to school here, then?
Are you kidding?! Because it's nice as fuck! The facilities look like they belong in a five-star hotel rather than a school. And, if you do well here, any college you want will beg you to attend. Plus, the amenities are incredible, and just about anything you could ask for is covered by your tuition. Take advantage of that. You want a yacht, get some other students to present to the staff as to why yachts are educational. You want to take a weekend trip to Italy and buy 400 pairs of shoes? Fill out the necessary paperwork for 'educational trips,' get two chaperones to go along, and bam -- you're good. You can find request forms here.
▸ What's the campus like?
Take a look at the area map [Under construction! Link up soon].
▸ So what do we do here?
It's all up in the air! Have a nervous breakdown, break into restricted areas, start a boxing club, sneak out at night and try to catch demons, buy a giraffe, buckle down and learn stuff, spend the budget like it's going out of style. And eat, my friends. The food is great.