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dhague30

This message is endorsed by Dirk Diggler

Jul 26, 2006 10:57

so, since our furry friend from the third floor is into dating now, here's my top 10 lines for him to use on the job! works on 12 out of 13 girls aged 23 ( Read more... )

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joeys2ndform July 26 2006, 17:27:50 UTC

what about these:

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
-or-
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

slimsnavley July 26 2006, 17:31:55 UTC

Personally, I would just say...
"I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH!"

dhague30 July 26 2006, 19:00:01 UTC

best internet video ever... although i must say that i used that quote in my last post so i couldnt use it twice in a row :D

slimsnavley July 26 2006, 19:07:30 UTC

I believe you're forgetting about the juggling man. He juggles like he's possessed!

slimsnavley July 26 2006, 19:22:56 UTC

I realize now that I should have said, "He juggles like Joey during a 3 date in one night scenario"

amilena28 July 26 2006, 17:34:59 UTC

I have to say number 7 is my obvious favorite :)

but what girl wouldn't fall for any of these lines is beyond me

I mean number 9 is how brad got me to date him....

joeys2ndform July 26 2006, 18:27:47 UTC

thats how Brad got me to date him too!! Can't believe he re-uses pick-up lines!

amilena28 July 26 2006, 18:49:27 UTC

he's a hearbreaker, dreammaker,
love-taker, don't you mess around with him..oh no no no!

joeys2ndform July 26 2006, 19:14:09 UTC

Amanda you are the biggest loser in this room!