Ask any of my roleplaying characters, including the characters I still have in chargen/have plans for in the near future, a question and I will answer in an in-character manner.
Zzy: You mean the yarn rodent? I suppose I can TOLERATE his presence. Certainly he could be useful if I can ever think of a use. He seems very violent and.. violent. Though crazy. Not at all like me!
SHOULD I feel guilty? No, no I shouldn't, and I don't. Why would I? They're all just tools, and should feel priveleged that their meaningless lives have been.. GREATENED by my AMAZING INTELLIGENCE..ness! Their sacrifices shall let me further my ends for global conquest! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
... Okay, let's get married. But I get to use the eggbeater.
Sneaker: Ugh! God no! Why would you even ask that?! Persians are so high and fucking mighty. And you lose your coin! Why would I want to lose my coin? I love my coin! Gems suck! Are you crazy, woman? No!
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You mean the yarn rodent? I suppose I can TOLERATE his presence. Certainly he could be useful if I can ever think of a use. He seems very violent and.. violent. Though crazy. Not at all like me!
SHOULD I feel guilty? No, no I shouldn't, and I don't. Why would I? They're all just tools, and should feel priveleged that their meaningless lives have been.. GREATENED by my AMAZING INTELLIGENCE..ness! Their sacrifices shall let me further my ends for global conquest! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
... Okay, let's get married. But I get to use the eggbeater.
Sneaker:
Ugh! God no! Why would you even ask that?! Persians are so high and fucking mighty. And you lose your coin! Why would I want to lose my coin? I love my coin! Gems suck! Are you crazy, woman? No!
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..as do you, Sneaker.
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