Naked Girl - Kaden; Outtake II
Last drabble for Naked Girl
Title: Naked Girl - Kaden
Genre: Humor, Friendship
Rating: PG13
Notes: Mickey by Toni Basil - click it, you know you want to. Revel in those kickin’ dance moves.
“He is not bailing on us again,” Jareth insisted as he took the stairs two at a time up Mina’s apartment building. “I don’t care how good the sex is.”
He pounded on the door twice, while the others caught up with him. They waited in the quiet hallway, distinct strains of music barely reaching their ears.
“Is that-?”
They grinned at each other and eased the door open, absorbing the full effect of “Mickey” cranked up to high volume levels.
Wondering what the couple could possibly be doing to that particular song, the foursome wandered in, pausing as a unit and subsequently looking anywhere but at her when they found a naked Mina holding onto a motionless but running vacuum while moving her body and flailing her free arm around in the air, dancing the only way one can to 80s music.
Stilling with embarrassment as soon as she saw them, Mina threw the volume knob to the left, flipped off the appliance, and yelled, “KADEN!”
“Yeah?” he called, walking out of the kitchen-slash-hallway into the hallway-slash-kitchen with a plate in one hand and a sandwich in the other.
Using their hands as shields to ensure no visual contact, his friends turned away from Mina to meet his eyes. The five exchanged one glance in unison, Kaden remaining utterly impassive while slowly chewing. “Hey,” he said, swallowing. “What’s up?”
His friends retreated without a word.
When the door shut, Mina hit play, turned the volume up, and continued vacuuming while intermittently shouting, “Hey Mickey!”
~
Cuddling with Mina later that night, a small part of Kaden tried to calculate how many people had seen Mina naked over the years, tried to figure out what percent of their city would eventually see her naked in the future.
Mostly, though, Kaden decided he had to simply accept Mina for who she was.
The naked girl.
His naked girl.
He decided to count himself lucky that he didn’t have a girlfriend whose emotional baggage included ridiculously spawned weight and self-esteem issues. He decided there were far worse things than having a girlfriend who people had accidently seen naked.
Besides, Kaden found that the nakedness was contagious. And there were definitely worse things than being completely naked with a beautiful girl all day.
As a plus, he now also had a surefire way of getting rid of the guys.
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The ending pieces were vastly revamped & the following ended up not being necessary, but it was mostly complete, so here it is as an outtake.
Title: Naked Girl - Outtake II
Genre: Humor, Friendship
Rating: PG13
He tilted his face up, letting the hot water pelt his tired muscles. When he was done, he turned the spray off and stepped out of the shower, searching for his towel before remembering he’d left it in his room.
Groaning, he crept to the door, opening it a crack and letting a bit of cool air waft over his wet body. Peeking down the hallway both ways and seeing no one, he made a quick run for his door.
Five steps away and he couldn’t make it without being seen.
Serena’s door swung open, and Mina bounded out with energy.
Stopping abruptly before him, her eyes widened, sweeping over him only partially before averting her eyes.
“Sammy!”
He froze, momentarily paralyzed by his sister’s hot friend seeing him naked and the accompanying realization that said hot friend’s boyfriend was big and scary and might think that he’d flashed Mina on purpose.
Fear drove him into his room.
~
Later on, Sammy tried to enjoy his birthday party. He slightly regretted allowing his sister to invite all her friends but was thankful that the shorthaired blonde was an impressive bartender, if only because he was constantly encouraging everyone to drink copious amounts of alcohol.
Serena’s group didn’t stay long, but by the time they were leaving, Sammy’s intoxication level had reached slightly-slurring-with-some-inhibitions-left. Serena gave him a hug and told him she was calling him super early the next morning.
He hugged her with the arm not holding a beer and gave her a squeeze accompanied with a couple shakes, effectively smooshing her into him. “I’m gonna turn my phone off then,” he announced.
Serena slipped away laughing, and the rest of her friends gave him their wishes and said good-bye.
Mina and her boyfriend were the last ones, and Sammy immediately sobered (He didn’t actually sober up. It would have been hard to with the alcohol running through his system. He did, however, pretend he hadn’t been drinking for the past couple hours and made a struggled effort not to slouch or slur as he spoke).
Mina gave him a hug. As Sammy concentrated on the feeling of her breasts slowly pulling away his body, she whispered, “I guess we’re even now, huh?”
Sammy’s eyes widened when he realized Mina’s boyfriend was staring at them strangely. Sammy laughed out loud awkwardly, taking a stumbled step away from Mina. “Bye!” he said brightly, with a slightly maniacal smile.
As they departed, Sammy slumped against the wall and chugged the rest of his cool beer. Pushing himself up, he wandered back into the party, determined to be completely thrashed in case Mina’s boyfriend came back later to beat him up.
~
Kaden paused after unlocking the car door, and before he could ask, Mina said, “I saw him naked.”
Taken aback and surprised, Kaden replied, “You saw him?”
“Yup.”
“Oh.” Pleased that Serena’s little brother hadn’t gotten an eyeful of Mina, he opened the door. Before shutting it, he paused. “But why are you even?”
“He saw me naked years ago,” Mina said, checking her eyeliner in the mirror. “Probably didn’t help any of his stereotypes about girls and slumber parties.”
So, Mina had been a part of the boy’s masturbation fantasies for years now.
A teenaged Mina.
Kaden shut the door with a defeated sigh.
That one moment of relief has been so glorious…