Title: Au Naturale
Theme: Holidays_Visting (1d),
usako_mamoru, 2009 anniversary challenge
Prompt: “delightful gluten-free vegan Elysian”
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG13
Notes: This started out as an S/D drabble, but I was eventually able to work in cameos of the peanut gang, thanks to an unconventional prompt from my favorite pretentious hippie crap consumer - the 2nd
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My favorite line:
“Eggs are chicken abortions,” Mina mumbled from underneath the arm cast upon her eyes. “Mmmm,” she continued. “Chicken fetus.”
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Who doesn't like some good chicken fetus...?
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HELOIS!!! *shakes fist* That jerk ruins everything! Oh God, do I feel bad for Nolan, because there is nothing worse than craving bacon and getting fake-on instead!
Oh the glory that is vegan, gluten-free Elysian! I love that this started out so sweetly and ended with Nolan nearly murdering Helios and everyone else around him in a rage of hunger! He's probably going to eat like 700 bacon pizzas when they get back to reality, right?
I love sleeping Mina, too, and her ending line! BUT MOSTS OF ALL, I LOVE VEGAN ELYSIAN! Does this mean it's really hell instead!?
YAY thank you Honey! Now Hollywood....*taps toe, checks watch*
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You and Nolan are having the exact same reaction - he's actually wondering how they managed to convince him to come back to this hellish place where this is no meat & no gluten & they have to listen to the winged boy.
Vegan Elysian is not hell - although those in Elysianic Memories have a differing opinion. It's mostly just not the heaven everyone thinks it is. Who doesn't like meat!? Pun intended.
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Is that why you're into Rini? Haha, I bet it is! Another bit that made me laugh out loud was this one:
Zane’s head emerged, strings of blonde plastering to his face. “I think you just called me fat.”
You know, I'm sitting in my office right now, it's dreary and grey outside, but your fic really cheered me up. Thank you so much!
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And I'm just sayin'... There are some eerie similarities between all these pink haired people roaming about.
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