Congratulations on your continued existence.
anonymous
January 5 2010, 22:45:17 UTC
I was just looking through my browser's favorites when I came across 'evil toast overlord'. 'That sounds familiar' I thought. It doesn't seem possible for you to have an 18 month old. It's scary when I work out how long ago you and H and I used to chat (can you guess who it is yet?) He looks even older than he is. One amusing idea I heard was to substitute fake swear words when you hurt yourself in front of your children. The idea is that they will have whispered to arguments in the corner of the playground about whether the rudest word of all is 'Gorgonzola' or 'cantaloupe'. Another idea is to teach them to count missing out the number seven, but that's probably a bit cruel even for the lady of the big stick. It's hedge by the way. Good to see you're still doing well.
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One amusing idea I heard was to substitute fake swear words when you hurt yourself in front of your children. The idea is that they will have whispered to arguments in the corner of the playground about whether the rudest word of all is 'Gorgonzola' or 'cantaloupe'.
Another idea is to teach them to count missing out the number seven, but that's probably a bit cruel even for the lady of the big stick.
It's hedge by the way. Good to see you're still doing well.
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