Post of Randomness
“If I told you, you wouldn’t like it,” Chris says, like he always does, like somehow he’s protecting you by not letting you in. He thinks- he thinks exactly what he says, that you’re going to turn away from him because there’s some damn thing he’s managed to keep hidden during the past four years. As if that’s even possible. As if you didn’t know him inside and out, like you know David and Timo and Jan. Juri’s a mystery sometimes but, hell, you don’t care what Juri’s got hidden.
“Okay,” you say, smiling like it doesn’t matter anyway. “Okay.”
1. I recently realized I have always been terrified of blue people. There was that awful Blueberry Girl from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the motherfucking Smurfs (this is the only time I've ever not been freaked out by them but then Lou und Andy are amazing), and the creepiest of all, the goddamn Blue Man Group. I hate them, absolutely hate them and have since I was nine and saw their poster in the Vegas airport. Green doesn't bother me at all, in fact I kind of like green comic book characters like She-Hulk and Toad but blue disturbs me beyond words.
2. A few plotbunnies that'll make you stop and go wtf? Then, they will creep into your skull and haunt you for DAYS. Courtesy of The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and Silent Hill. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Twilight and Phantom of the Opera. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Little Mermaid and Big Brother. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Indiana Jones and the Lion King. The story should use love triangles as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shrek and Scrubs. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cowboy Bebop and Fight Club. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mythbusters and Mr. Ed. The story should use Halloween as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Diary of Anne Frank and The Odyssey. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!
See what I mean? They kind of stick with you.
3. Avatar everyone on SheChive!
4. It's not meant for this sort of fandom but who gives a fuck:
01. The first character I fell in love with: Bill Kaulitz
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Tom Kaulitz
03. The character (most) everyone else loves that I don't: Georg Listing (wow, really?)
04. The character I love that everyone else hates: Gustav Schäfer
05. The character I used to love but don't any longer: Simone
06. The character I would shag anytime: Tom
07. The character I want to be like: ---
08. The character I'd slap: Tom (nothing against him but man, it'd be fun just to have him bounce back and slap me, too ;>)
09. A pairing that I love: Gustav/Georg
10. Two pairings that I hate: Bill/Andi, Tom/OFC
11. Favourite character: Gustav
12. My six favourite characters: Gustav, Tom, Bill, Georg
13. My five least favourite characters: Natalie,Georg, Bill, Tom, Gustav
14. Which character I am most like: Bill
15. My deep, dark fandom secret: I love crazy!asylum Bill. It's not done enough
16. My not-so-deep, dark fandom secret: I absolutely don't believe the twincest is real and I don't really get why people think it is.
01. The first character I fell in love with: Jan everlovin' Werner
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Frank Ziegler. I thought he was a jerk and a playboy at first.
03. The character (most) everyone else loves that I don't: David Bonk
04. The character I love that everyone else hates: ...Frank? I'm not sure anyone hates anyone. I hope.
05. The character I used to love but don't any longer: David
06. The character I would shag anytime: Juri
07. The character I want to be like: Frank. Happiness 24/7? He's such a sweetheart.
08. The character I'd slap: David
09. A pairing that I love: Juri/Jan
10. Two pairings that I hate: Juri/David, David/OFC (it exists, oh God, does it exist. Fuck you, fanfiktion.de)
11. Favourite character: Jan <3
12. My six favourite characters: Jan, Juri, Frank, Timo, Linke, David
13. My five least favourite characters: David, Linke, Timo, Frank, Juri, Jan
14. Which character I am most like: Linke
15. My deep, dark fandom secret: I think Juri's straight. 100%. It breaks my slashy heart but I honestly don't think he's got a thing for Jan or any of the guys.
16. My not-so-deep, dark fandom secret: I'm pretty sure Wolverine!Frank aka fluffy Frank is for his part in Alles für Lila and not a personal fashion phase at all. I dunno, we'll see.
5. I found this quote earlier from Peter Pan (the original book) and for some reason I absolutely love it:
When she expressed a doubtful hope that Tinker Bell would be glad to see her he said 'Who is Tinker Bell?'
'Oh Peter,' she said, shocked; but even when she explained he could not remember.
'There are such a lot of them,' he said. 'I expect she is no more.'
I expect he was right, for fairies don't live long, but they are so little that a short time seems a good while to them.
- J.M. Barrie
6. Everytime I look at the Hebrew letter He, I think of the rainbow in the Lucky Charms cereal.
