...Well shit. If that's all it's gonna take to get better, then I should probably do it more. God damn mang--

Fuck, I can only do it so much, though.

I think I'll go get some ice cream since I'm feeling a little bit better. Nick, do you want anything at the store before I change my mind?

[A warning: Gintoki hasn't had sweets, he's been sick, and he's been itching. Like hell. Srsly brah. No sweets? He's very irritable.]Motherfuckin..... a[igaslf'afkad;flk I'm sick, I can't eat ice cream, candy, or cotton candy... fuck ( Read more... )

God damn calamine lotion isn't working. Ugh.

Damn it, time to go to the doctor.

I swear, if I find out that Amanto are responsible for this, they're gonna get their asses kicked.

....WTF why does my crotch itch so damn much?

Damn it, I need to go get some calamine lotion. Ugh. NO, I'M NOT GONNA USE IT TO JACK OFF, YOU PERVERTS.

...Fuck my stomach hurts. I need water, shit.

I need a god damn costume for that party, too. As much as I want everyone to see me in my best glory, I don't get naked unless you're important enough.

Damn it.

Things suddenly got interesting.

And WTF Clorox chapter 285! WTF.

Edit: Nick. You have a visitor.

Huh. Turns out I'm rooming with the geezer Nick again. Oh well. He can be a royal pain in the ass but I guess that's just how he's gonna be. Oh well. Can't do much for geezers who have mentalities of an 80-year old.

By the way, on my way to the store to get some ice cream, I saw some spikey blond who had a real bad fashion sense for the color red.

Damn. That didn't last long enough. Didn't have time to touch myself.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I'm a geezer.

....

Damn, this geezer isn't actually bad. Hmm!

Hey geezer, you might want to remember to eat sweets frequently. At least a scoop of ice cream every 6 hours. Or something equivalent to it. Otherwise, you'll faint. Trust me.

This is friggin awesome. This party has lasted for how long? And it's still going strong. God damn, I'm good.

Just keep it down on the sex, will ya? I don't think that's something people wanna hear around here.