• 03:49:19: Yet another ponytailed asshole customer that makes me glad I cut my hair.
  

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• 01:02:25: No food in the house, in line at #Pink's. Going Polish Pastrami-Swiss dog & a turkey dog.
  

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• 21:07:05: I can't believe people actually think Bin Laden is dead. Have none of y'all *ever *seen an action movie?
  

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• 02:14:51: Remember kids, you can be a vegan or an alcoholic, but not both.
  

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• 01:45:19: For the purposes of the royal wedding @ cskilpatrick and @DJtightyWhitey need to start following each other. Seriously. :)
  
• 03:07:34: Listening to the top 10 list of movies people lie about seeing. 2001 and Taxi Driver are fucking *boring*.
  
• 08:43:16: Looks like the hydrogen peroxide on Justified is from #CVS. Heh.
  
• 17:24:15: @daccampo: For ( Read more... )

Just made an appointment to see a doctor for the first time ever.

Almost like a real adult!

Now, a referral or two and I can maybe get on the road to being sterile and...dare I dream? Sane?

In other news, I lightly cut my nose while shaving. Rather annoying.

• 00:59:21: Customer, just get the fucking loyalty card. Don't argue. Just get it and pay less for your fucking shit. Shut the fuck up & do what I say.
  
• 01:07:30: @ DJtightyWhitey Make sure you've joined the Beauty Club (free) and get a Green Bag Tag ($1)!
  
• 04:16:10: If you're "just looking" at a pharmacy at 4am, you're a LOSER. And creepy as fuck. ( Read more... )

• 19:19:10: All right, world, I'm awake. Do your worst!
  
• 23:21:27: Pro-Tip: Raid "Earth Options" doiesn't kill giant grasshoppers.
  
• 23:26:36: Raid Flying Insect Killer might've done the job, though...
  

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• 00:41:06: Apparently it got crazy busy tonight, so we are bailing with only 2 songs done, but at leat they were crowd pleasers. :)
  
• 18:50:46: I've just realized I bought weak horseradish sauce. :(
  
• 23:13:06: @ jurassicalien Hardly a big deal for you, isn't it?
  

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• 17:47:02: Where's [the band] Smash Mouth's grave so I can piss on it? #gladthey'regone #shittyband
  
• 19:49:18: Friends! I am driving and left my bluetooth at home. Will call upon my return home. :)
  
• 22:55:57: *Nobody* loves Warren G & (the late) Nate Dogg's "Regulate" like a west side bar full of white people.
  

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