conversation in the frozen aisle

[diablaxmachina]

 Him: "wow, we are really stocking this fish section. It's like turbot speed."
Me: "One more seafood joke like that and I'll fish-slap you!"
Him: "What, are you gonna take me to school?"
Me: "Seriously, stop. All these fish jokes are giving me a haddock."
Him: "Wow. That was a good one. Did you mean it, or are you just feeding me a line?"
Me: "NO! I'd

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[diablaxmachina]

Me: "This is why I adore you, H___."
Him: "What, are you hooked now? HA!!"