The Olson Twins...

[diablodavid007]

don't trust them. They are up to something and they look real fishy to me. Mary-Kate and Ashley...consider yourselves under surveillance.

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[zasu]

you just say you work at that place....don't you?

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[diablodavid007]

I still insist that I do work at "that place". The security guards might disagree though...they are so uppity. I hate them so so much.

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[zasu]

and don't you just hate it when they block your exit when you just want to go home?

i bet you do a lot of "consulting" with the doctors there, don't you?

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[diablodavid007]

Why do you put so many words in "quotations"? Just wait until I escape...I mean go home for lunch.

[kellygyrl]

they're made of soilent green

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[diablodavid007]

I will have them tested.

[kellygyrl]

watch out, i hear they can bewitch you with their eyes and voices

[morganofthefay]

i find it disturbing that they're slated to get a star on the hollywood walk of fame this year. what the fuck have they *ever* done to deserve it?! meanwhile, after decades of amazing acting, anthony hopkins is only now just getting one.....that shit annoys me - take `em down, david!

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[diablodavid007]

That is my point...they have dark and magical powers.

[morganofthefay]

but you have even bigger and better powers than they do - you're a superhero!

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[diablodavid007]

Thank you for believing in me. Those twins will be real sorry.

I hate those bitches.

[saintgusgus]

They've done everything in the world except farm animal porn. I'm waiting for that slag-a-riffic day.

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[diablodavid007]

I heard they were personally responsible for the demise of John Stamos' career.

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[saintgusgus]

I blame the Olson twins for Acid Rain and other natural disasters.

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[diablodavid007]

Remember the "Great Depression"? Do I even have to say it?