Comments | diablodavid007: Getting married is very hard

diablodavid007

Getting married is very hard

Dec 30, 2003 12:56

I was talking to Lokelani McMichael, my new fiance, well I was actually talking to my coworker Joe. He went to Hawaii back in 1997 and he told me that Hawaii is an island. That got me thinking about our children and that I should probably convert to Hawaiism for their sake. It is amazing what sacrifices you make when you are so much in love. If you ( Read more... )

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saintgusgus December 30 2003, 10:07:20 UTC

I sing at weddings.

Which Wham! song would you like as you take your first steps as married?

diablodavid007 December 30 2003, 10:12:14 UTC

I would like WHAM's verson of "Rock You Like a Hurricane". Lokelani McMichael thinks that is a really romantic song and reminds her of the time that we were both outside and it was really windy and I was wearing that really great pair of pants that make me look like Michael Landon.

saintgusgus December 30 2003, 10:14:05 UTC

You mean those pants with the buttoned flap in the front that looks like a reverse pair of Dr. Dentons?

Oh yeah, they're hot like fire no cold like sushi.

diablodavid007 December 30 2003, 11:26:08 UTC

Them the pants all right!

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Re: nevermind all that diablodavid007 December 30 2003, 11:25:29 UTC

If she had a sister...I am pretty sure that I would be marrying her also. I am pretty sure that I saw her sister checking me out.

Isn't she amazing...

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Re: nevermind all that diablodavid007 December 30 2003, 12:00:20 UTC

I did not realize that Hawaiism was so strict. This converting thing might be harder than I expected. I hope I don't have to read any books or crap like that.

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dartsdelight December 30 2003, 11:26:32 UTC

Can I be in the wedding?

diablodavid007 December 30 2003, 11:32:58 UTC

I think that would be really great. Once I find out Lokelani McMichael's phone number and address, I will set the date and send out invitations. Being engaged is alot of work. This is almost as hard as the time I was engaged to that girl on Melrose Place.

dartsdelight December 30 2003, 12:15:42 UTC

I can imagine -if you need any help with the planning I know the guy that did one of Madonna's weddings -not the Sean Penn one -one of the others -I'll get you the hook-ups. (just don't put me in pink or I'll have to hurt you)

psychfringe December 30 2003, 15:14:45 UTC

sacrifices?
um...
I could donate a pygmy goat

is that what you meant?

diablodavid007 December 30 2003, 16:09:26 UTC

I am still learning about Hawaiism. Who knows what those crazy Hawaiins do? Please don't tell my fiance, supermodel/female triathlete Lokelani McMichael that I said that.

dragonlynn December 31 2003, 13:39:14 UTC

Do the Hawaiians allow you to keep rabbits in your pants? Does she think that is sexy too?

diablodavid007 January 1 2004, 16:59:35 UTC

I am waiting until after our first anniversary to bring that one up.

never mind that.... zasu January 13 2004, 00:08:08 UTC

... do the hawaiians allow you to keep pugs?