poopsie chicken biscuits
Last year I received an email that was entirely amusing. Today, I received the same email (with a slight variation, since last year I was Poopsie Chicken Breath) - and it had most of the office laughing. The worst/funniest two I heard today were "bootie cootie lips" and "snotty cootie fanny." HA!
The entire email is posted below (with a few edits to protect the innocent):
-----Original Message-----
From: edit
To: edit
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 2:57 PM
Subject: bootie gigglesniffer
This is too funny
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a dork and ruin it.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all 'adult' ... my niece's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
3. Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, and William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Now when you send this on...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
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*Note: Even if you participated in it last year, please do so again this year - you'll probably wind up with a different name and the chuckles are worth it! I promise! ;0)