EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!

[diadeloro]

Okay, so for my play I need to come up with some sort of bio. It doesn't have to be true - in fact, it's better if it's not.

So here is what I would like (please, please, please help)...

Could everyone who reads this include some sort of thing that I can say I did to put in my bio? Nothing too risque please, since my parents will see this. But

Comments

[immortalavalamp]

You identified five breeds of chicken by smell.

[_elysa_]

You SINGLEHANDEDLY rowed across the English Channel.