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Here's a silly little drabble that occurred to me while reading through fic prompts I'd been given. I had Harry/Draco in mind when I wrote it, but I suppose it could be anybody.
“Have you ever wondered how it was that no one could put him back together?”
“Excuse me? Put who back together, may I ask?”
“Humpty Dumpty, of course.”
“Of course. My mistake.”
“Indeed. But seriously, all the King’s horses and all the King’s men were working on it, and none of them could manage a simple Reparo? Seems a little fishy to me.”
“You’re insane.”
“And what was he doing up on that wall anyway?”
“How should I know?”
“He was probably contemplating how nobody liked him. I mean, it’s obvious that no one liked him, since nobody could be bothered to put him back together after he broke. He must have figured it out...You know, I bet he jumped. Alert the presses: Talking Egg Scrambled after Jumping off Castle Wall.”
“You probably pushed him.”
“How dare you?! I’d never push an egg off a wall. That’s just silly.”
Tell me what you think.
“Have you ever wondered how it was that no one could put him back together?”
“Excuse me? Put who back together, may I ask?”
“Humpty Dumpty, of course.”
“Of course. My mistake.”
“Indeed. But seriously, all the King’s horses and all the King’s men were working on it, and none of them could manage a simple Reparo? Seems a little fishy to me.”
“You’re insane.”
“And what was he doing up on that wall anyway?”
“How should I know?”
“He was probably contemplating how nobody liked him. I mean, it’s obvious that no one liked him, since nobody could be bothered to put him back together after he broke. He must have figured it out...You know, I bet he jumped. Alert the presses: Talking Egg Scrambled after Jumping off Castle Wall.”
“You probably pushed him.”
“How dare you?! I’d never push an egg off a wall. That’s just silly.”
Tell me what you think.