[sock it to me]
"You hold my hand and everything is ok," she muttered to her husband as his face turned an alarming shade of blue. He gasped for air, but the drug she'd added to his slice of pie seemed to have induced a very severe asthma attack. It was really a shame that he couldn't find his epi-pen or inhaler this evening and that the phone seemed to be out
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hello. you need to friend me. :\
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Plus, you haven't updated your LJ since, well, a long time. I saw this and I thought of you, so I'll post it here (p.s. this is your roommate typing).
He says: Nothing about seeing you again
He means: His mojo wasn't rising
He says: You're a really good person
He means: You'll never see him again
He says: I'm not looking to get serious
He means: I just want a little nookie
He says: How many guys have you been with?
He means: I'm the best, right?
He says: "Girlfriend" and he's not doing a Ru Paul imitation
He means: You've made him breakfast, he fixed your car and his buddies aren't allowed to come on to you
He says: I don't know what I want
He means: I don't want you
Here's the full list, including the Top Lies He'll Tell You:
http://love.ivillage.com/lnsunderstandmen/whathethinks/0,,npps,00.html
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