ninth saga [TYL plot]

[diaf_askeladd]

[Thorfinn had barely any time to react before the blast had come, and before long a wide-eyed little boy stands in the middle of 919 Bilko Boulevard

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[sveariket]

's public 'ndecency. [Here, anyway.]

[diaf_askewadd]

What's that?

[sveariket]

Th' 're women around. [Because from how he sees it, that is the problem there.]

[diaf_askewadd]

I don't see any. Besides, who cares if there are?

[sting_like_a]

[Miakis's original intention in coming over to visit Thorfinn was to kick his ass for the candy incident, so when she sees a small child pissing on the front lawn, she's a little confused. She's already encountered bb!Nagi by now, so she has an idea of what's going on... That doesn't make this any less weird, though.]

...Thorfinn?

[diaf_askewadd]

Hiya! How d'you know my name?

[sting_like_a]

[Holy shit he's being friendly??? Okay, all of you grumpy teenagers need to stay kindergartners forever.]

Oh, well, I know everyone's names~! I'm Miakis. You wanna be friends?

[diaf_askewadd]

Well, that's kinda weird, but sure! You're pretty, lady.

[tsundorapettan]

[ hear that horrifying scream? that would be jessica's reaction to seeing a little boy doing that thing on the front lawn.

in public.

in front of a woman.

who has never seen one of those before. ]

[diaf_askewadd]

Hey, Ylfa, what's the big deal? You act like you've never seen a guy pee before, geez!

[tsundorapettan]

Wha, what the hell are you talking about?! My name's not Ylfa, and of course I've never seen that! I'm still a young, pure, blushing, innocent maiden flower, you know! Aah, my poor mind! It buuuurns!

[diaf_askewadd]

Wait, yeah, you're not Ylfa. Ylfa would have hit me by now. How come you look like my sister, lady?

[ponypuncher]

[Oh, kids. Don't you just love them? They're like little puppies on two legs--But why is this kid at this address?]

...Hey, who're ya?

[diaf_askewadd]

Thorfinn! Son of Thors.

[ponypuncher]

[Can't be... Not unless there was another Thors he was unaware of who had the same taste in names.]

Is yer mother named 'Helga', kiddo?

[diaf_askewadd]

Uh huh! Do you know my mother, mister?