guns don't kill people, chuck norris kills people

[diakenobi]

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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[garbagegirl01]

nobody doesn't like sara lee....except chuck norris.

But seriously, we all know Jack Bauer can wipe out an entire village of Chuck Norris and his relatives, just by glancing in their direction.

24 is on tonight!

[sydarious]

Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[nirvana_isbliss]

come on...you got it all wrong!

guns don't kill people...dangerous minorities do.

and i second the jack bauer statement up top.

[anonymous]

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

[jonesys]

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.