Kitty Shawn psychically orders you to feed him (Snatched from rude_not_ginger)

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[clearlythatsme]

Muuuch better, I couldn't get it blonde enough

[psychette10]

No way... [ambling up with a smirk on her little kitty face] You too?

I LOLed because I have an inside joke with Ocelot!Jane XD

[clearlythatsme]

[Stirs from his perfect kitty!sleep]

I thought if I slept it off...

a what?? ocelot!jane???

[psychette10]

No such luck. [taps his tail with a paw...and finds the uncontrollable urge to bat the soft fluffy thing around with both paws, Oooh this is fun!]

Ocelots- spotted mini-leopard things

[clearlythatsme]

[If he were a human, the fluffy tail would be like his ~curls~]

[Swishes his tail out of the way.] You have quite a lovely coat.

ohhhh....inside joke?

[psychette10]

[and who wouldn't want to play with them?]

Do I? [tries to look down at herself, turns in a circle] Guess I hadn't looked in the mirror yet. [licks up her "arm" absently] Sure is an awful lot of white.

very.

[clearlythatsme]

[Irresistible, even in cat form! :D]

[Jumps off the couch.] Let's go root around in Lisbon's office. She'll totally flip her lid.

[psychette10]

Wait! [following behind] You think that's a good idea? What if she doesn't like cats or something?

Or worse, what if we get caught and end up in the pound like all those disney movies?

[clearlythatsme]

Oh she hates cats! She's a dog person. [Jumps on her desk and starts swatting some papers around because seriously, what cat can resist swatting paper?]

[psychette10]

[ducks and dodges the papers coming off the desk] Sooooo this would be a bad idea, yes? [did she miss something?]

[hops up on the chair and then the desk] She sure keeps it neat. [sniffing inside of a pencil mug]

[clearlythatsme]

[He lives to annoy her sometimes. So he'll ignore her question.]

She's a real neat freak. Hence the paper-mussing. [Rubs on her chair just to get a little of his blond fur on it]

[psychette10]

[shakes her head, but she's smiling] You are awful. I don't know how she puts up with you.

[ducks down slowly, readying herself, wiggles her little backside before taking a diving leap at the chair, planning on knocking it over entirely]

[clearlythatsme]

She doesn't either. [Swats a pencil off the desk]

[Is knocked off the chair, but lands on his feet, natch. KittyJane decides now would be the perfect time to chase INVISIBLE LINT!]

[psychette10]

[rides the chair down as it crashes, wheeeeee!]

[Oooo, invisible lint, she stays low to the floor, watching him carefully]

[clearlythatsme]

[THE LINT IS SCOOTING ACROSS THE ROOM SO HE CHASES IT]

[psychette10]

[practically shaking, telling herself not to move...don't move...AHHHHH MUST CHASE AFTER!]

[runs, clobbering JaneKitty full on into a heap] .....sorry. I....couldn't help it.