Freeeeee!

[dialwforwizard]

I'm freee! FREEEEE!!! AHHH HAHAHAHAAA!! I can do whatever I want without fear of being turned into a rabbit! Or a cabbage! Or without having a house bloom under my feet! Or being ENGULFED IN FUCKING FLAMES! AHHH THIS IS FANTASTIC!! *glee*

Comments

[leadsneverdie]

Could you tempt fate a little more? I'm not sure they got the hint.

[dialwforwizard]

I just spent a week stuck to an insane wizard. I figure that just about anything will be better than that!

[leadsneverdie]

Stuck to Fizban for a week, eh? Anybody would cheer after being freed from that.

[dialwforwizard]

So I see you know him, then.

Harry Blackstone, apparently a wizard. *offers handshake*

[shoukanjutsu]

Wizard!
I've just found this fantastic spell; the only problem is that I can't get this fire hot enough! You must see this!

[Is, for some reason, running towards Harry with a large teapot. A flaming teapot shooting fire about three feet in the air.]

[dialwforwizard]

What the fuck is that!?

[shoukanjutsu]

This? A flaming teapot, of course.

*waves it dangerously close to Harry*

[dialwforwizard]

Dammit, stop that before you burn my eyebrows off!

[allnaturalmagic]

My goodness. It sounds like you've had quite a rough time recently!

[dialwforwizard]

Do yourself a favor, Terra. You see an old man with a robe and a pointy hate sleeping somewhere, don't mess with him!

[allnaturalmagic]

Is he one of those dangerous people you mentioned when we first met?

[dialwforwizard]

Not exactly. I don't think he means any harm. He is, however, very powerful and VERY senile.

Not a winning combination, I can assure you.