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1) When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?
Last year, about this time. I was drunk, and there was a line for the bathroom. So, I promptly ran outside and sat in the snow and went pee. I don't remember who was with me...
2) When was the last time you saw one of your parents?
I saw my mom when she dropped me off at school about... three weeks ago.
3) Which family member do you most resemble?
My mom. Apparently.
4) Do you wear cologne/perfume?
Sometimes I wear this stuff call MoonFlower from the Body Shop.
5) Do you wear deodorant?
Yes. Everyday. And apparently it smells like alcohol.
6) Do you 'clean up nice'?
I'd like to think so. Especially when I put on my "I-am-a-bitch-so-don't-fuck-with-me" shoes.
7) When was the last time you tripped and fell?
...I think I slipped in the mud some time last semester... but I've not actually tripped in a while. And now I've just jinxed myself. Thanks.
8) Where was the last place you slept besides your home?
That would have to be the hotel in Mystic, CT.
9) What are you listening to right now?
All the noises associated with working at the library. (the hum of computers, the printer turning on, the jingle of keys, the dull hum of people talking)
10) Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?
no.
11) Ever run out of gas on the road?
Surprisingly no. Considering I usually drive until the gas light comes on... and then I drive some more.
12) Would you rather cut the grass or rake the leaves?
Rake the the leaves! Then you can jump in the pile you make and all the work you did becomes a total waste of time! :D
13) Your last name spelled backwards?
dorfkcib...Dorf Kcib! Sounds like the name of a hobbit.
14) What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
The song Achy Breaky Heart, so that Emma would have to show me how to line dance.
15) Last time you swam in a pool?
Oh god... it's been years.
16) Have you ever been in a school play?
Yes. I was Dana Scully from the X-files!
17) How many kids do you want?
I want one. But, I'll probably end up having two.
18) Type of music you dislike
Overly Produced Garbage. Or EMO.
19) You registered to vote?
Yes.
20) You have cable?
Yes. But the only thing I watch is Law and Order SVU
21) Ever prank call anybody?
No.
22) Best friends?
FOVAR!!!!!!1111
23) Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I would sky dive over bungee jump.
24) Do you have a garden?
I'd like an herb garden.
25) What's your favorite comic strip?
Garfield.
26) Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower almost every morning.
27) Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Um... I can't remember actually watching a movie in the past two weeks... I started to watch a Marx Bros. film... but that's about it.
28) Favorite pizza topping?
Mushrooms and cheese.
29) Chips or popcorn?
Depends on my mood, but usually popcorn. Chips are too greasy.
30) What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Chery flavored vasaline lip gloss.
31) Have you ever smoked?
When I am drunk, yes.
32) Orange Juice or apple?
Depends on my mood. I like apple juice with ice in it. I like orange juice in the morning.
33) Favorite type of chocolate bar?
Dove Dark Chocolate. Holy shit.
34) When was the last time you voted at the polls?
Never. I always have to mail in my ballot.
35) Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
...um... a few years ago, I think.
36) Are you a good cook?
You tell me. I tend to cook more then some, but whether I'm actually good or not is another question all together. I like to think of myself as a baker.
37) Ever order anything from an infomercial?
No. My mom has. Several times.
36) Sprite or 7-Up?
Sierra Mist.
39) Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
I had to wear a uniform to school. and then I had to wear a stupid orange Home Depot apron.
40) Have you ever thrown up in public?
Once as the doctors office when I was like... six or seven.
41) Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
...well, I've already got the true love...
42) do you believe in love at first sight?
yes.
43) Can exes be friends?
Depends on the ex
44) Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
I don't remember.
45) Did you have a lot of hair as a baby?
I was blond until I was two.
46) What is the last message on your answering machine
I had a voice mail from Christopher Broderick
47) What do you think about most?
I don't think about things, I worry about them.
48) Favorite form of travel?
Train.
49) Ever drink rotten milk?
EWW EWW EEEEWWWWWWW
50) Have you ever had your eyes gouged out with a spoon?
No. But I learned about somone who gouged his own eyes out in my Abnormal Psychology class.
51) When did you realize that life wasn't fair?
When I smacked my head on a metal shelf and electrocuted myself on a printer all within the same hour.