In which Bowser is a menace

[daimao_kuppa]

ALL RIGHT, GIVE IT UP, WHERE IS SHE!?
I've been hopping from city to city, looking for my little runaway, and all sources point to this dinky place!  So hand her over already, and maybe I won't pelt this sad excuse of a city with dozens of Banzai Bills.

AND I SO HELP ME IF I HEAR, "OUR PRINCESS IS ANOTHER CITY" AGAIN I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!

Comments

[petey_piranha]

Grrruuuuuu who are you looking for..?

[daimao_kuppa]

Who am I looking for? WHAT IS THAT SOME SORT OF JOKE!?
I'm looking for that pretty pink Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom! She's slipped through my claws for the last time.

Wait... don't I know you? You look... familiar.

[petey_piranha]

Pretty pink.. Princess...?

Was she the one who smelled nice and I ate her once and she hit me with something..?

Gruu.. You smell familiar..

[daimao_kuppa]

You....

You...

YOU ATE HER!?
WHAT KIND OF A MORON DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO EAT A PRINCESS!? OK, yeah, I ate her too that one time, BUT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I will never forgive that bean sprout for humiliating me.

But yes, that princess.

[lackinginsanity]

EAYEH HYAH HAH HA HA HAAAH!
Well, look who it is, the big, fat turtle. I forgot to thank you for letting me borrow your kingdom. And... Do wash your bathroom from time to time... It smells weird.

[daimao_kuppa]

YOU!
It's been a long time you old hag! You know I never got to punish you properly for snagging the princess while I had my back turned. Looks like I've got a second chance to fix that mistake!

Wait... what do you... borrowing my kingdom? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WEIRD? IT'S GOT A HEALTHY MANLY MUSK TO IT! Wait a minute
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT MY BATHROOM SMELLS LIKE!? WHAT, ARE YOU STALKING ME OR SOMETHING?

[lackinginsanity]

You should THANK ME! You were never as close to conquering TWO KINGDOMS like I was! And...

LET'S JUST SAY... YOU AND I WERE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.

[daimao_kuppa]

BWAHAHA! You conquering two kingdoms? YOU? The way I remember it, you got as far as failing to have one measly Bean Star to so much as sparkle, before Mario pounded you into next week!
But me? I've conquered GALAXIES.
So thanks, but I don't need any help from losers like you.

Closer than I think? UGH! Stop with these freaking riddles, and just make sense already!

[lackinginbeef]

Fawful has memories of giving you explosion from inside!

[daimao_kuppa]

SPEAK NORMAL
Oh yeah? Well Bowser has memories of owing you one heck of a stomping for that!

[itsfromtheshow]

AH PERFECT!
YOU! Turtle monster! You look like the PERRRFECT specimen for me to manipulate and use to TAKE OVER THIS CITY!

Would you mind letting me implant this brrrainwashing device on your, uhh... head?

[daimao_kuppa]

BWAHAHAHA! Listen up, fat-stuff: I ain't ANYBODY'S minion! You want to rule the city, then you're going to have to do it by yourself.

Don't know why you'd want to, though. This place is a dump. But hey, little fish like you gotta dream, right?

[itsfromtheshow]

Why do it myself when I have others to do it for me? That's the beauty of being a villain, you know! You can sit back and have your minions conquer for you!

And, uhh... This place is but one of the many cities I will have under my power. SO DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME. I'm a pretty big time conquerer from my own world, after all.

[daimao_kuppa]

Oh sure, it's great all right. If you're too fat and lazy to do it yourself, that is.
Heh, big is an understatement.

please hold

[scepterofevil]

Re: please hold

[scepterofevil]

Re: please hold

[scepterofevil]

ok done

[scepterofevil]

The Princess is indeed in this city, your Majesty. I think now's a good time as ever to arrange a kidnapping for our Peach. Especially now that the whole city knows you're here