Comments | diamondsparks: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS (I'm rooting for the octopus.)

diamondsparks

MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS (I'm rooting for the octopus.)

Dec 02, 2009 10:46

Just so that hitokiri_naveed doesn't think I can make this crap up off the top of my head (well at least she gave me the benefit of the doubt that it was my subconscious)...

So um...

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. DON'T.

( Here, watch the trailer... )

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athenazandrite December 2 2009, 16:49:43 UTC

LMFAO What the hell?!

diamondsparks December 2 2009, 16:51:50 UTC

Yeah. That's what I said.

hitokiri_naveed December 2 2009, 18:53:10 UTC

O... oh my god. LMAO That looks so bad it looks hilariously awesome, like it needs a drinking game.

I don't think eating metal is good for sharks of any size. I mean, its not nutritious at all, and wouldn't the metal shards cut up it's innards? Hmmm...

I only watched the first one because I have to get ready for work, but I'll check the rest out when I get home. XD

diamondsparks December 3 2009, 03:12:36 UTC

I think drunk out of your mind is the only way to watch this movie. Luckily my expectations were very low when my sister and I were watching. Also we had pie. Pie makes everything better.

And it totally wasn't eating the metal, it was just doing it FOR FUN. That shark is a BAMF.

hitokiri_naveed December 3 2009, 07:11:01 UTC

This movie might give Garzey's Wing a run for it's money and I think that's pretty hard to do. LMFAO

It was playing fetch with the airplanes!

hitokiri_naveed December 3 2009, 07:18:47 UTC

Just watched the other ones. Wow, such bad acting. LOL Also, I'm having to stretch really hard to figure out why the plane explodes right when it gets chomped on.

Dude, that last octopus is freaking awesome!

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lily22 December 2 2009, 19:50:40 UTC

1. lol I don't know what you're talking about, that looks awesome.

2. LOLOLOL ENOUGH INSTANT REPLAYS?? I guess we're supposed to feel sorry for the guy because he's never getting married. EXCEPT TO HIS WATERY GRAVE.

3. ...lol. Why did the pilot start freaking out before the tentacle even came at him? And why was he still in his cockpit freaking out after his plane got smashed? I like how the scientist dude watched the pilot descend, but decided not to give him any warning before it was too late. Also, I thought they were sitting in a bar at first.

4. Eliminate them. lol this was cheesier than the actual movie. If awesome. I like how the aquarium staff is just like, "oops, shark carcasses everywhere. Let's just keep putting more sharks in. FOR SCIENCE."

diamondsparks December 3 2009, 03:17:27 UTC

So much better than that documentary. That I still can't remember. Though not really, XD. The trailer is freaking epic. The movie is less so. :P

There was actually another scene where the octopus GRABS a submarine and starts twisting it and shaking it around like child trying to break a stick for fun. Or I dunno. The image that actually came to mind was someone trying to open a jar of pickles. Or olives. To get to the deliciousness inside...?

I guess he saw the GIANT TENTACLE COMING FOR HIM. But I was like, wth, man, just FLY OUT OF THE WAY. IF LUKE SKYWALKER CAN DO IT, WHY CAN'T YOU?! And that scientist was a jerk anyway, so he dies later, XD. Cheap scenery is cheap~

Yeah, that narrator is...weird. But YES. YES to the aquarium staff of awesome. "Hm... these sharks keep dying. We should put in more to find out why. Maybe if we put enough of them in... Hey, what about the poor octopus in there? Yeah, I mean, what if whatever's killing the sharks kills it before the sharks can get to it? I wanna see it camouflage itself and run aw