Survey Thingy
'Cause I've never done one and I'm bored
Random Questions
What is your name/nickname?
Emily/too much trouble to list them all
How did you get this moniker?
I named myself ;b
Did I use the word ?moniker' right?
sure
Who's on first?
Yes
Can you name a Dwarf who isn't Gimli?
yes
Do you eat enough fiber?
why do you care?
What are you afraid of?
If I tell you, are you going to use it against me?
Are you afraid now?
no
Why not?
Because
Do the words ?Well, slap my monkey and call him a doofus!' mean anything to you?
Monkies mean death
Does the phrase ?Well, slap my monkey!' sound like animal cruelty to you? Or is it a turn on?
It just sounds like things I hear & say on a regular basis at Bag End
Are you naked?
wouldn't you like to know
Do you think I'm a pervert?
everyone is to some degree
What is your favorite color, down to the exact shade in the form of a HTML code?
hemi orange - there isn't one, but #FF6600 is the closest
Do you hate me for the previous question?
yes - you assumed there is a colour code for hemi orange. Twat.
Have you ever fallen through a window?
no
Did it hurt?
didn't happen. moron.
Do you like animals?
in general
To eat?
depends.
Does Tom Green disgust you?
yah
If not, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
not aplicable
Are you old enough to drink?
Did someone say rum? :D
If not, do you drink anyway?
I'm legal, you idiot!
Multiple Choice
Will, Jack, or Barbossa?
for what?
Fish, hamsters, or birds?
concerning....?
Aragorn, Legolas, or Hama?
can you ask in a complete sentence, please?
Orlando, Viggo, or Elijah?
Like I said...
Obi-Wan, Christian, or Rent-Boy?
Dude! You gotta specify!
Food, drink, or sex?
???
Cats, dogs, or whiskey?
This is retarded - I need to know what the whole question is.
Orcs, stormtroopers, or Carebears?
Grrrrarg
Whores, sluts, or floozies?
Hm?
Stupid Shit
It's all stupid, idiot!
If an evil Carebear was to ask you if you wanted to take over the world, using an evil Carebear army, however the one catch is after you take over the world you have to give birth to a litter of teletubbies, would you do it?
I practice my swordfighting 3 hours a day so that when I see an evil Carebear, I can kill him!
If you could be any character in any movie, who would it be and why?
I'd be Lady Chatterly in "Lady Chatterly's Lover" so I could have sex with Oliver Mellors, played by Sean Bean. Duh.
Who do you hate most in the world?
The associate pastor of my former church
Are you ready for this to be over?
Why isn't it fucking over yet?
PS - gacked from missjean
Random Questions
What is your name/nickname?
Emily/too much trouble to list them all
How did you get this moniker?
I named myself ;b
Did I use the word ?moniker' right?
sure
Who's on first?
Yes
Can you name a Dwarf who isn't Gimli?
yes
Do you eat enough fiber?
why do you care?
What are you afraid of?
If I tell you, are you going to use it against me?
Are you afraid now?
no
Why not?
Because
Do the words ?Well, slap my monkey and call him a doofus!' mean anything to you?
Monkies mean death
Does the phrase ?Well, slap my monkey!' sound like animal cruelty to you? Or is it a turn on?
It just sounds like things I hear & say on a regular basis at Bag End
Are you naked?
wouldn't you like to know
Do you think I'm a pervert?
everyone is to some degree
What is your favorite color, down to the exact shade in the form of a HTML code?
hemi orange - there isn't one, but #FF6600 is the closest
Do you hate me for the previous question?
yes - you assumed there is a colour code for hemi orange. Twat.
Have you ever fallen through a window?
no
Did it hurt?
didn't happen. moron.
Do you like animals?
in general
To eat?
depends.
Does Tom Green disgust you?
yah
If not, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
not aplicable
Are you old enough to drink?
Did someone say rum? :D
If not, do you drink anyway?
I'm legal, you idiot!
Multiple Choice
Will, Jack, or Barbossa?
for what?
Fish, hamsters, or birds?
concerning....?
Aragorn, Legolas, or Hama?
can you ask in a complete sentence, please?
Orlando, Viggo, or Elijah?
Like I said...
Obi-Wan, Christian, or Rent-Boy?
Dude! You gotta specify!
Food, drink, or sex?
???
Cats, dogs, or whiskey?
This is retarded - I need to know what the whole question is.
Orcs, stormtroopers, or Carebears?
Grrrrarg
Whores, sluts, or floozies?
Hm?
Stupid Shit
It's all stupid, idiot!
If an evil Carebear was to ask you if you wanted to take over the world, using an evil Carebear army, however the one catch is after you take over the world you have to give birth to a litter of teletubbies, would you do it?
I practice my swordfighting 3 hours a day so that when I see an evil Carebear, I can kill him!
If you could be any character in any movie, who would it be and why?
I'd be Lady Chatterly in "Lady Chatterly's Lover" so I could have sex with Oliver Mellors, played by Sean Bean. Duh.
Who do you hate most in the world?
The associate pastor of my former church
Are you ready for this to be over?
Why isn't it fucking over yet?
PS - gacked from missjean