So, some time today 3 people I've never met will be moving into my house for a week or so. I hope I don't kill any of them ( Read more... )

pork roll in your grilled cheese for breakfast at noon... oh yea bitches ( Read more... )

on my drum ( Read more... )

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The way my relationship with my mother has transformed in the last few weeks is mind boggling ( Read more... )

so i signed into myspace for the first time since august i think ( Read more... )

i got a cold
i lost my driver's license [[somewhere [not legally]
atlantic city parking garages blow ass
the giants suck
my grandma's spaghetti is the bombdiggity
he thinks we're pregnant

We fell off the wagon. I cut my finger ( Read more... )

bahaha ( Read more... )

He said ( Read more... )