Now with bonus double-entrendres!
Chekov: Fly the friendly skies.
Scotty: You asked for it, you got it.
Sulu: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
McCoy: How do you spell relief?
Uhura: Reach out and touch someone.
Spock: Just do it.
Kirk: That was easy.
(and the +3: Pike: The toughest job you'll ever love., Nero: Obey your thirst., aaaand Enterprise: It's everywhere you want to be.)
Cross-posted to
startrek and
trek_crack because I'm a big old comment ho'.