Once you go Mexican, you'll never want sex again.

[dianelane]

There is only one thing I am in dire need of right now, and that is a nice two-liter bottle of pure, triple-distilled vodka. Something imported, maybe, something Swedish. I am not in the mood for that Pepper Pot shit right now, but that is a different story entirely, and I am getting ahead of myself. I would like something above 120-proof, but

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[michaelpitt]

and everyone needs a death ray. i'm not going to understand how you found that, because i don't think i want to know.

[dianelane]

Michael Pitt, you are steps behind me. As I have $200 times about a million, the possibility of there being a Death Ray in my garage at the present moment is almost appallingly certain.

[philjamieson]

can you lend it to me for the weekend? i'll fill its tank up with... ray...stuff... hmm? hell i'll just promise not to break it much.

[dianelane]

In my last post, Vincent Gallo told me about a List. As long as you take one of the listed people out, shit, I will build you one.

[speilberg]

I look forward to it. There is a 30 year old bottle vodka in there too, if you're interested. It has turned syrupy, but it will still do the trick.

[dianelane]

No, that won't do. This vodka isn't for me to drink, mind you. I just needed something that wouldn't evaporate. I may elaborate later, but don't count on it.

[speilberg]

Oh, well, that's a first. This is strange, so I will count on it.

[dianelane]

Haha, I will not ask you to call me because I know you will.

[j_rhysmeyers]

Sign me up for the Dublin thing, Diane. That's my hometown.

[dianelane]

I'll be letting you know regardless. I trust you, Jon, which means you're not allowed to lead me astray when I ask you where to find milk and cigarettes.

[golden_boy]

Monday is this small holiday in Canada, if you want to get away. *grins* I have scotch and vodka. Plus food.

Yes, Hollywood can be interesting. Yelling at any more hookers out of windows, sis?

[dianelane]

I don't know if I can right now, work's got me stuck in LA until at least the 27th and, blah, I don't like scotch. Next time, Pol.

That is none of your damn business and I will thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

[golden_boy]

Understood. I'll be busy from mid-November on, myself. The scotch was for me. The vodka for you. *grins* I'm not wasting good scotch on the likes of you, Dixie.

I'll just have the bail money ready for wiring, just in case.

[jeremy_sisto]

I'll talk to you this afternoon.

[dianelane]

Well, you might.