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[diaphanous]

I have every faith that if Ross and Rachel can finally get it together, I too will find true love with a guy that gets me knocked up and won't marry me.

It warms the cockles of my heart.

Comments

[jesterly]

What about the subcockles?

[diaphanous]

The subcockles of my heart are reserved for dirty fantasies about Jon Bon Jovi.

[jesterly]

What a waste of space. There's real people about

[diaphanous]

Hello, Jon Bon Jovi is a real person!