I'll take ranch on the side, please.

[diaphanous]

If you are unfamiliar with the recent furor over the Oprah Winfrey Show, let me sum it up for you

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[enrapturing]

my child's head literally exploded

hilarity.

[skinandtragedy]

What is tossing salad?!?

[diaphanous]

Asshole licking.