In the afterlife you'll be heading for serious strife...

[diaphanous]

Note to self:

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[bostonlow]

Only in Houston.

[diaphanous]

I think they're wrong, though - staying in bed being given a reason to yell "Oh God!" is one of the most religious experiences I've ever had, personally.

[thepartyline]

if my body is a temple and someone is entering that temple and saying 'oh god', does that count?

[diaphanous]

That's blasphemy, you just committed idolatry. You're going to hell, young lady.

Not that the little episode in Kenneth Cole's garage wouldn't have already sent you there. ; )

[thepartyline]

oh jeez... *cringe*

i was being good in there! i swear. t'weren't nothin' too naughty happening in there.

[diaphanous]

You are a lying liar. I have pictures, remember? Picture one - Ben Asslick zipping up his pants. Picture two - a certain 8 Miler with red lipstick smeared in a suspicious pattern around her lips.

Can't play a playa, babe.

[_lothar]

If so, does me causing a girl to shout "OH GOD!" in bed make me an apostle?

[diaphanous]

A saint at the very least, I think.

[_lothar]

But I hate wearing robes.

[diaphanous]

A naked saint, then.