Everyone loves the dream, but I kill it.

[diary_you_abuse]

I must say I've grown quite fond of the new scheme (Horizon). I hated it at first, but I just switched it back to Xcolibur and confused myself tremendously so switched back to Horizon...

I got pwnz0rd so hard in Scrabble today by David, and I hate life. I can't show my face in this town ever again. But he's toast in Monopoly!

So Danny "lost" $100 of

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[theincomplete]

WTF
CUTTING YOUR OWN HAIR ISN'T HARD. I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS.
-CUT AT AN ANGLE
-USE A MIRROR
-CUT BITS AT A TIME
-KEEP COMBING
-USE COMMON SENSE
AND DON'T DO ANYTHING DRASTIC. GO TO A PRO FOR THAT SHIT.

and I bet I could totally own you in Scrabble AND Monopoly.
I'm sort of getting used to Horizon. I have a love/hate relationship with it. and it sucks.

[theincomplete]

Basically the only advice I have for you is

[diary_you_abuse]

Hahah, Pauline's awesome. I love how a person younger than me is telling me all these deep, life things. But seriously, thank you. I need someone to tell me these things, and motivate me.

&&elohel@TimGunn: "Make it work!"

Thanks sooo so much for not telling me I'm stupid for having this dream. :]

[theincomplete]

SERIOUSLY.
WHAT WOULD PEOPLE DO WITHOUT ME IN THIS WORLD!?

Don't worry, tons of people have told me I've been stupid for having my dreams. I've been there. It makes you a lot tougher and thick skinned. and loads more stubborn.

[theincomplete]

Basically, you need a large smile, tough skin and a middle finger.
It works!

[diary_you_abuse]

Pshh, I'm a nice guy, YOUKNOWTHAT!!

laaaaawl@me

[theincomplete]

LAWL@YOU REPLYING TO THE WRONG THING.

SERIOUSLY.
CUTTING YOUR OWN HAIR IS SO EASY.
IF YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE, I COULD TOTALLY DO YOUR HAIR.
I COULD EVEN GIVE YOU PRETTY EXTENSIONS!

YOU WILL THANK ME FOR GIVING YOU THAT ADVICE ONE DAY, JUST WATCH.
OR RATHER YOU HAD BETTER THANK ME.

[theincomplete]

JUST SO YOU KNOW, I TOTALLY CONTEMPLATED THROWING MY BOTTLE OF DRAGONFRUIT VITAMIN WATER AT YOUR HEAD AT THE RACETRACK.
AND BECAUSE I HAD SUCH A CLEAR SHOT/VIEW, IT WOULD HAVE TOTALLY HIT YOU TOO.

[diary_you_abuse]

If you did, I probably would've been pretty pissed for a sec, then realized what just happened and drank it because I love dragonfruit. :D