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[diastereomer]

The current influx of, ah, individuals- while not necessarily unusual, is still considered a deviation from status quo, yes?

[ Muttering about time and the coinciding of the start of the month with this sudden influx-- there is a pause as he considers whether he really wants to make this a public announcement or if he wants to wander The City by

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[investigates]

Have you tried saying the magic words, 'here, kitty kitty' into deep dark crevices, because I hear that's the sure-fire method for finding stray pets.

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[diastereomer]

Good advice, if I had lost them while in The City.

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[investigates]

Let me guess. Part of the all the worldly possessions you owned that you didn't get the chance to take with you?

[ a beat. then: ]

And please tell me the tourism board has a better name for this place than the ominous title of The City.

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[diastereomer]

Well generally you cannot take- [ Oh. Right. Best not to alert the projections to their prolonged presence... ] Tell me, what are you under the impression is happening here?

We have a tourism board? [ Does this answer any questions as to exactly how long he's been here? ]

[baaalackhearted]

Baa aa aa aa.

[diastereomer]

You.

Are not a cat.

[baaalackhearted]

Baa aa aa?

[Wants you to take it hoooooome.]

[diastereomer]

Good goat. Go away...

[ Yusuf is, if possible, 148% sure that Arthur might actually perma-bitchface if he came home to a goat in his flat.

Yusuf is not ready for that kind of responsibility. ]

[icanshasdweems]

[No, this is a motherfucking cat.]

Mrrkgnao.

DO YOU WANT TO BE RHADA??

[diastereomer]

[ Oh. My. God.

R-reaches for..... ]

THAT WAS MY INTENTION, if it's okay with you :3

[icanshasdweems]

[Pick me up.]

;3; you get all of the kitty treats. all of them!

[diastereomer]

[ Scooping her up with both hands, Yusuf hold her to his chest; one hand supporting her bum (her tail lazily swishing against his kurta) and the other curled around her little front paws to keep her from playing with his beard. ]

I have never been happier to see your little hungry face.

[prideofherown]

[There is some strange cat sense at work here. She knows instinctively that this man will feed her (if she were, in fact, in cat form. Well. Maybe not. She's a lion.) Anyway]

Did you find her?

[diastereomer]

I am happy to report that I did. She is doing well- [ Yusuf makes a face, thinking on her initial reaction to the corgi puppy's presence in what essentially equated to "her" flat. Cat logic, it can be deceptively simple. ]

With the exception of the puppy...

[prideofherown]

I hope you don't expect her to submit to the dog.

[Tail-flick, tail-flick, tail-flick]

[bakurakrazie]

No, it's pretty unusual, and very deviated. We're a curse.

Oh no, you've lost your cats? Try taking a shirt that you wear a lot- or, like, even an undershirt would be better- and put it in a trap with something like sardines- Oh, unless they're males, they probably should avoid fish, but they're better as far as strong scent- in a bowl, and keep it out only in the morning or at least when it's light out, it should attract them, although it'll be harder with two of them, and I'd suggest picking them up, but even if they're completely social and lap-cats once they roam outside they're liable to become a little hostile.

[diastereomer]

What a knowledgeable pony you are...

[ Though, he is not going to be getting any closer considering the run in he just had with what can only be named DEMON GOAT FROM HELL. ]

[bakurakrazie]

I've been in cat rescue for 6 years, and I've lived with cats since I was 3 days old. I should hope that I know my stuff by now.