Meme!
Step 1: List 10 of your characters.
Step 2: Answer these questions!
1. Dr. Katherine Kirschenbaum [diatomic_life]
2. Jessi Kaori Jackson [idontlikecake]
3. Francis Barnam [francis_barnam]
4. Annabelle "Jo" Durham [lastchancefor]
5. Molly Satomi Fuchizaki [ilikeyourcake]
6. Tabitha Claypool [quiettotheend]
7. Sunshine Destiny Willow Albright-Higgins [consumesflesh]
8. EDEN [howtoreality]
9. Detective Mac Carter [thedayitried]
10. Kittentits [oncekittentits]
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Okay. So. Jo invites Francis and EDEN to a dinner as her house. Wow.
First of all, I'm not exactly sure why Jo would invite Francis and EDEN over to a dinner at her house. Maybe she meant to invite some kids and it ended up being Francis and EDEN. They would most likely all eat peanut butter sandwiches and mac'n'cheese. Francis would get annoyed by Jo being an AoV and EDEN being... EDEN.
EDEN couldn't leave without Jo's permission, and would attempt to do everything in ... probably her ... power to try and make Jo as comfortable and happy as possible which would just go on forever until Jo felt the need to get away.
Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?
Carter tries to get Molly to go to a strip club. Oh god.
"Well, no, see, you told me I needed to do the investigation, and that's what I found out..."
"BUT THERE ARE NAKED WOMEN THERE."
Basically, Molly, in all of her repression, would refuse to go and then would be like, "FINE WHATEVER I'M NOT GAY SO IT WON'T MATTER." The only reason I can imagine Carter (who is very much an adorkable virgin) trying to get Molly to go to a stripclub was if she hired him to get some dish on someone she needs blackmail against. And it involved a strip club.
Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?
Francis falls in love with Tabitha. EDEN is jealous. THIS SOUNDS MILDLY FAMILIAR.
I feel sorry for EDEN getting that program.
Francis kills himself. Tabitha hides forever in her room. EDEN starts glitching like hell when the data starts bleeding and has to be force-wiped again.
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?
Jo decides to jump me in an dark alley. Kittentits, Jessi, or Sunshine to rescue me. Oh god.
If Jo felt the need to jump me I'd be so dead. Jessi would come to my rescue, and probably end up getting hurt pretty badly trying to do so. Kittentits might help if she were bored. Sunshine would probably try for some awesome heroics if she were bored.
Pretty much, Sunshine's probably the only one who can get her off me, though, if Jo decides to attack.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Kat. Cooking show. Oh my Jesus. The TV station explodes. Not because Kat can't cook. Oh, Kat's a wonderful cook. But she has no attention span right now, and she'd probably want to put something in the vents or play with people on the staff and... yeah. It's just a bad idea.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Whom do they choose?
Francis has to marry either EDEN, Jo, or Carter.
He marries Jo. EDEN's a robot and Carter's a guy.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sunshine kidnaps Jessi and demands something from Molly for Jessi's release?
Knowing Sunshine, it would be something random and dumb. And Molly wouldn't give it to her. She'd just tell Kaden that Sunshine kidnapped Jessi and Kaden would take care of Sunshine getting horribly murdered.
Unfortunately, Molly knows that she can't just let Jessi get killed. :( Even if that's the best answer.
Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?
Everyone gangs up on Francis, does he have a chance in hell?
Yes. ... yes.
Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?
Everyone is invited to Jessi and Kittentit's wedding except for EDEN.
Kittentits is murdered by Kaden. EDEN doesn't care.
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Why is Tabitha afraid of Sunshine? ... because Tabitha is a demon who is mildly afraid of angels anyway, and Sunshine is a crazy archangel.
Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
Molly and Carter get roaring drunk and end up in my house. The more I think about it, the more I think they should hang out. As long as Molly can stay in character. The only issue is that Molly doesn't really get super drunk because as integrated as she is, it's difficult to stay in character while smashed. She'd probably do a ton of cocaine while watching Carter getting drunk and making him think she'd been drinking more than she had.
If her act dropped, Carter would probably turn tail and run the fuck away because Molly's cold demeanor is scary as fuck to non-Fuchizakis.
Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Carter murders Jessi's best friend. What does Jessi do to get back at them?
Nothing. She doesn't have to. Kaden kills the fuck out of Carter.
Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save herself or One?
Tabitha and Kat are in mortal danger. First of all, Kat's not letting Tabitha make that choice, but if she was able to, Tabitha would save Kat. Tabitha knows she's not going to live forever.
Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Jessi and Francis go camping.
Francis hunts for food. Jessi doesn't eat. :D
Step 2: Answer these questions!
1. Dr. Katherine Kirschenbaum [diatomic_life]
2. Jessi Kaori Jackson [idontlikecake]
3. Francis Barnam [francis_barnam]
4. Annabelle "Jo" Durham [lastchancefor]
5. Molly Satomi Fuchizaki [ilikeyourcake]
6. Tabitha Claypool [quiettotheend]
7. Sunshine Destiny Willow Albright-Higgins [consumesflesh]
8. EDEN [howtoreality]
9. Detective Mac Carter [thedayitried]
10. Kittentits [oncekittentits]
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Okay. So. Jo invites Francis and EDEN to a dinner as her house. Wow.
First of all, I'm not exactly sure why Jo would invite Francis and EDEN over to a dinner at her house. Maybe she meant to invite some kids and it ended up being Francis and EDEN. They would most likely all eat peanut butter sandwiches and mac'n'cheese. Francis would get annoyed by Jo being an AoV and EDEN being... EDEN.
EDEN couldn't leave without Jo's permission, and would attempt to do everything in ... probably her ... power to try and make Jo as comfortable and happy as possible which would just go on forever until Jo felt the need to get away.
Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?
Carter tries to get Molly to go to a strip club. Oh god.
"Well, no, see, you told me I needed to do the investigation, and that's what I found out..."
"BUT THERE ARE NAKED WOMEN THERE."
Basically, Molly, in all of her repression, would refuse to go and then would be like, "FINE WHATEVER I'M NOT GAY SO IT WON'T MATTER." The only reason I can imagine Carter (who is very much an adorkable virgin) trying to get Molly to go to a stripclub was if she hired him to get some dish on someone she needs blackmail against. And it involved a strip club.
Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?
Francis falls in love with Tabitha. EDEN is jealous. THIS SOUNDS MILDLY FAMILIAR.
I feel sorry for EDEN getting that program.
Francis kills himself. Tabitha hides forever in her room. EDEN starts glitching like hell when the data starts bleeding and has to be force-wiped again.
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?
Jo decides to jump me in an dark alley. Kittentits, Jessi, or Sunshine to rescue me. Oh god.
If Jo felt the need to jump me I'd be so dead. Jessi would come to my rescue, and probably end up getting hurt pretty badly trying to do so. Kittentits might help if she were bored. Sunshine would probably try for some awesome heroics if she were bored.
Pretty much, Sunshine's probably the only one who can get her off me, though, if Jo decides to attack.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Kat. Cooking show. Oh my Jesus. The TV station explodes. Not because Kat can't cook. Oh, Kat's a wonderful cook. But she has no attention span right now, and she'd probably want to put something in the vents or play with people on the staff and... yeah. It's just a bad idea.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Whom do they choose?
Francis has to marry either EDEN, Jo, or Carter.
He marries Jo. EDEN's a robot and Carter's a guy.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sunshine kidnaps Jessi and demands something from Molly for Jessi's release?
Knowing Sunshine, it would be something random and dumb. And Molly wouldn't give it to her. She'd just tell Kaden that Sunshine kidnapped Jessi and Kaden would take care of Sunshine getting horribly murdered.
Unfortunately, Molly knows that she can't just let Jessi get killed. :( Even if that's the best answer.
Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?
Everyone gangs up on Francis, does he have a chance in hell?
Yes. ... yes.
Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?
Everyone is invited to Jessi and Kittentit's wedding except for EDEN.
Kittentits is murdered by Kaden. EDEN doesn't care.
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Why is Tabitha afraid of Sunshine? ... because Tabitha is a demon who is mildly afraid of angels anyway, and Sunshine is a crazy archangel.
Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
Molly and Carter get roaring drunk and end up in my house. The more I think about it, the more I think they should hang out. As long as Molly can stay in character. The only issue is that Molly doesn't really get super drunk because as integrated as she is, it's difficult to stay in character while smashed. She'd probably do a ton of cocaine while watching Carter getting drunk and making him think she'd been drinking more than she had.
If her act dropped, Carter would probably turn tail and run the fuck away because Molly's cold demeanor is scary as fuck to non-Fuchizakis.
Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Carter murders Jessi's best friend. What does Jessi do to get back at them?
Nothing. She doesn't have to. Kaden kills the fuck out of Carter.
Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save herself or One?
Tabitha and Kat are in mortal danger. First of all, Kat's not letting Tabitha make that choice, but if she was able to, Tabitha would save Kat. Tabitha knows she's not going to live forever.
Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Jessi and Francis go camping.
Francis hunts for food. Jessi doesn't eat. :D