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[diatomic_life]

You know what sounds like it could cure my bad mood?

Wine I can't appreciate + torture.

Sound like a date?

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[destroytheother]

Anybody been giving you trouble?

You know I'm there.

Do you need me to bring you a pet or have you already found one yourself?

[diatomic_life]

Just the usual. People are idiots. I hate the holidays. I think I've basically adopted a child.

And no. I have nothing. NOTHING I tell you. All I have is... I don't even know. a lab full of empty promises and a heart of lead. Or something. Dear G-d Josef, I think I'm going crazy.

[destroytheother]

... You've adopted a child? I thought you'd share my hatred for children. At least the Christmas songs are done with.

You're not. You just need a vacation. Or a pet. Which I'll bring you. Have I let you down?

And there are worse things than hearts of led.