it occurred to me the other day that everyone always leaves ( Read more... )

Such a soft exterior, all curves and curls ( Read more... )

Ok so i'm doing a poetry subject at uni which means i now have to write poetry. Here follows my first attempt ( Read more... )

i was discussing with my mother, the source of almost all knowledge and wisdom, the strange obsession for online blogs. how did she phrase it? the fact that our generation likes to air our dirty laundry publically ( Read more... )

step 1: Find a park or large open space.
step 2: spread out your arms wide on either side holding them level with your shoulders.
Step 3: make motor sounds eg. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm
step 4: run around keeping your arms level
step 5: to turn lean to the direction you wish to go.

Congratulations! You have successfully become a plane!

it has occurred to me that i am very angry right now. so ridiculously angry all the time. I hate people. I felt lj was the perfect forum for the sharing of this discovery. YAY me ( Read more... )

Well i thought i should update here because i've only done it about once this year. That and lj was looking at me weirdly, believe it or not i do come here quite frequently to check my friends posts. So there you go guys i do still love you all! I just can't be bothered writing about my own life so much. however for you all ('cos i know you've all ( Read more... )

well livejournal has informed me i have writer's block because i haven't updated in 18 weeks ( Read more... )

is it coincidence when you pash two different guys in one week, who don't know each other, and have the same necklace? What if i told you that the symbol on that necklace meant chaos?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm troubling times

what the hell!?! males don't fall for me, they tell me about how they think my best friend is cute. This last month i've managed to break two (possibly three) hearts, one being my emo ex who, two days after a MUTUAL breakup, suddenly decided he was still in love with me. The other being my best plutonic guy friend. Which was completely unexpected. ( Read more... )