He heard my prayers!dicey_lordFebruary 22 2005, 02:32:32 UTC
She quieted down, but still the number of blahs is growing. I think blah should be removed from the English vocab., and should be replaced with Smyrttle. Talking about smyrttles, Hi Kelly. My trip was good. I am back refreshed and all those nice things. Now that my sister has gotten married, now I am officially an eligible bachelor. Other women who have eligible daughters were looking at me in a weird way, and were asking me many questions. I answered them very minimally because judging by their looks their daughters couldn't be pretty at all. No, just kidding about the questioning moms. No, gotcha, I was kidding about their ugly daughters- they were pretty. No just kidding. Oh no! I am myself not sure as to what I am kidding about. Just kidding. Okay ?
That would be ART. Nice one. We can draw the outline of a face, no eyes, no nose, only wide open ears, and gagged mouth. The face itself should be neither male nor female. Well, scratch that. Make it a female face, and let us dedicate it to rather loud and talkative women/girls. Well, I don't mind pretty girls yammering. Ugly women should shut up. But, then, are there any ugly women ? Can there be ugly women ? I think we should let the bitches talk. Call me sexist, but I am the one that's having all the chauvinistic(what a feminist term) fun.
I am sure this post will be met with harsh silence or with outpours from persons of the fairer sex as very offensive. So, as a "post"-event disclaimer, let me add that these opinions are of the livejournal site and not mine. Just joking. I don't mean any of it. Just the part about ugly women shutting up.
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lets portray her with a GAG in her mouth. that would be a symbolic representation!
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I am sure this post will be met with harsh silence or with outpours from persons of the fairer sex as very offensive. So, as a "post"-event disclaimer, let me add that these opinions are of the livejournal site and not mine. Just joking. I don't mean any of it. Just the part about ugly women shutting up.
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"ugly women must shut up"
i love it.
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