I sleep alone because I think this is absolutely hilarious.

The three best combinations of words ever:

1) Mosh clockwise
2) Adverbs that are everywhere
3) Basket of fire

-Fitz O'Whimsy

I'll take your love, I'll take your hate ( Read more... )

In the chill of the night I can feel my heart racing ( Read more... )

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Guess who is now an owner of a '95 Mercury Cougar?

I am 21 years old. And I just bought Rogaine.

That is all.

Songs of Summary ( Read more... )

1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )

Well, I just finished with a nightmare, one of the worst (or at least most memorable)I've had in about a year. But it's given me a formerly-missing piece of a story I've been thinking on for a long time ( Read more... )