today i woke up. I was like...SUP BITCHES! Then i showered and ate breakfast and shizzle. Then i got in ma bros crunkin station wagon and we drive to school in reverse goin like 200mph. I swear man, it was sick. Then snebtor got owned playin badmitten, twice. Around this time i stopped godzilla from destroying all the internet porn. I owned his ass ( Read more... )

this is snebtor:
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so i liked this girl right...and i was like "well i should ask her out" but then i was like "what if she says no?!" i contemplated this for arond 13.23 minutes and then i proceeded to walk up to the girl.

and splooge on her face.

I have constructed a list of my goals in life.

1)Masturbate
2)pretend to see Troy, but go download porn
3)Masturbate
4)buy "You Got Served" DVD
5)Masturbate
6)Sleep
7)download more porn
8)Masturbate
9)maybe get an A in spanish
10)Masturbate

I think its pretty good.

In fact, I KNOW its REALLY GOOD

people always write poems on their livejournals, i wanna be cool so i wrote one too!

Walkin down the street
eating some meat
that i got from McDonlupe
you know i be lovin that!
checkin the ladies
rollin in ma 'cedies
eatin some more food
rockin out to the dude
keepin it real
tryin to cope a feel

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